Geek.

You're the loner at the parties, if you even go to any. You play all the latest games and know your way around a computer.

Your name is John Smith, and you have basic glasses which are for your near-sighted eyes, which are blue, and in your opinion, one of the best things about yourself. You have a 8.5 inch dick; you know this for a fact, because you measure it every time you masturbate. You're skinny, but you aren't weak. Plus, you have decent brown hair, which you like to keep kinda long.

You know all the best comics, and the most controversial issues of them, and you're pretty damn smart, although not valedictorian smart.