G is for...

“Hi Guys!, Geri Halliwell here asking you to all dig deep and help us raise money for the fight against Coronavirus. “

Geri was holding the camera up close to her face as she was talking

“Today you get a double dose of your letter G, as I’m not only speaking to you as Geri but also as Ginger Spice!”

Geri places the camera on a tripod and walking backwards from the camera shows that she is wearing the infamous Ginger Spice Union Jack dress.

“I'm back wearing this ridiculous dress for two reasons, firstly because I’m going to enjoy destroying it and secondly to help convince you to carry on donating, with your help already we've raised masses of money but there's still plenty to do so please do click on the links below.”

“I'm a traditional kinda girl, so I’m going very traditional with today's mess. Classic gunge, just like that off kids tv or Noel's House Party, if you remember that. Speaking of which I contacted a couple of friends at the BBC and they happily dropped off this....”

Geri picks up the camera again and turns it round to show the iconic standalone gunge tank from BBC shows such as Noel's House Party or Live & Kicking. Geri puts the camera back down and steps into the tank, giving a nervous look at the sludge above her.

“Oh yeah, another G for today, the Gunge is Green!”

With that Geri presses the button allowing the thick gunge to stream down onto her head, it fanned off her head before slowing down coating her with the bright green gunk, her dress got covered in the mess and the last of the gunge seemed to stack on top of her hair. She gave a half hearted smile towards camera.

“Geez that was colder than I expected, looks like I’m going to get even colder...”

Geri stepped out of the tank, gunge dripping down her legs as she walked back to the camera, once again lifting and turning it this time to show a second tank.

“Now I said I was going to destroy this dress, but so far this still looks like it might survive after a wash, and that's not good enough, hence why I brought these!”

Geri brandishes a pair of scissors and being careful she cuts straight down between her breasts from the top of the dress. Putting the scissors down, she grabs the two two peeling halves and rips so the dress pulls straight off her, revealing she is wearing a plain black strapless bikini beneath, her bikini and skin are fairly clean of the gunge with just a little on her cleavage and bra top.

Geri walked into the second of the gunge tanks and blowing a kiss at the camera pressed the button. More green slime, fell down but this time it was a lot more watery and fell like a sheet of water over the half naked popstar. This time her entire body got covered with the thin slime. With the mess dripping down off her sodden hair, she held her arms up and rivulets of slime streamed off her. Finally the deluge ended and it was clear she hadn't enjoyed the second tank anywhere near as much as the first one. Grimacing at the feel of the slime she waved at the camera.

“That's all for today, join us again tomorrow but until then have a Great day!”