Furious

Lauren turned towards the woman in yoga pants. She pulls the front of the blouse down to cover her panties. "What the hell, lady?"

The woman gets to her knees. "I'm so sorry! I was just coming to help." She starts to stand.

"You don't help someone buy ripping her skirt off, you moron!" Lauren is oblivious to the fact she has her back to the coffee shop window, and the back of her skirt is tucked into her panties. A couple of people have stopped outside the window to point and laugh.

"Your skirt was ripped, and that guy was ogling your exposed underwear," The woman says. She is now on her feet.

Lauren looks at Dave.

You take control of Dave. "Lauren," says Dave, "she's lying."

Lauren glared at the woman. She picked up her ripped skirt. "Come with me to the bathroom and help me!"

"Of course," says the woman. She follows Lauren into the ladies room.

The ladies room is just big enough for a toilet and sink. There's barely room for two women. Lauren looks at the woman. "Now, give me your pants."

"*What?!*" said the woman.

"You owe me," says Lauren. "Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way!" She puts her hands on her hips.