Fucking run!

You can't help but laugh at the irony. Back when she first got that, and ever since, you've thought that her Roomba was a waste of money because of how slow it was. Now, with it bearing down on you, you don't think it's so slow anymore.

"Fuuuuuck!" You yell as you narrowly avoided it for the 3rd time. The damn thing just bounces around all over the place when it cleans, but it seems like it just happens to be bouncing in your direction more often than not.

"Alexa, have Mr. Sucky Sucky increase suction." Your girlfriend said after a few minutes of it running, a wicked smile on her face.

Once again her Alexa replied, "Ok."

*VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!*

"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfyckfydisjnfdoosnfjfu fuuuuck!" Is pretty much all you can say as it now seems to be trying to suck you in even as it misses you because of how hard it is sucking.

"Alexa, play Crazy Train." Your girlfriend called out, enjoying this way too much as you finally notice that she is masturbating as she watches you!

"Here is Crazy Train, by Ozzy Osborne, on Amazon Music." Alexa said indifferently as the song started playing in the background.