Fucking her family

So one chick I dated made the mistake of inviting me to her cousin’s wedding. We had gone on two dates. Kissed at the end of each. And she made me her plus one.

I know what you’re asking. ‘Joey, you haven’t fucked this chick after two dates? That doesn’t sound like you. Were you sick?’ And my answer is: I was not sick. I was just fucking other women at the time so I wasn’t pushing it with this one.

So she invited me to her cousin’s wedding. Her cousin was 20. Ask me later if they’re still together.

I picked this chick up. Doesn’t matter what her name was: Pretty Brunette. She wore a tight blue dress that exposed her shoulders, and showed off her curves. Showed just enough cleavage to make you want to bury your face in it.

So Catholic wedding, lots of aunts of uncles, cousins in a range of ages. She introduced me to them all. I didn’t remember any of their names. But I did remember three of her female cousins that were bridesmaids: the tall blonde with legs for days, the nerdy blonde that tried to hide her big rack, and the blonde virgin sorority girl. Very attractive family.

We did the mass. I scanned the crowd checking out the milfs. My date’s mom: not so great. My date’s platinum blonde aunt: you can only picture her with her legs spread wide in the air. The ceremony was so long, and they only give you a sip of wine at the end. Why couldn’t Jesus have turned tequila into his blood?

But the reception had an open bar, which did have tequila. No shots allowed though. So only tequila and soda. My date stayed with wine. After a few glasses, her cheeks were flushed.

I took us on a walk around the venue’s lake. Halfway around the lake, I pulled us off the path behind some bushes, out of view. I kissed her. We made out standing up while the music from the DJ echoed across the lake. Her hands were all over me. While kissing, she deftly undid my belt and unzipped my pants.

She took off her heels, squatted down, then reached into my pants to pull out my cock. She flopped it out, and began sucking it. I looked around to make sure we were really out of view, then just relaxed and enjoyed it. I kept my hands off her so I didn’t mess up her hair.

‘Sweet Caroline’ started and then ended before I came in her mouth. She swallowed it down, stood up and put her heels back on. We walked back to the party and danced until the last song.

I dropped her off at her place that night. She didn’t invite me in. I think she thought I was someone special and didn’t want to give it up right away. That was okay. I could wait.