Fuck it, we're going deep.

Chicks dig the long ball, everyone knows that. You think Sexy Rexy got pussy by being a pussy? You relay the play in the huddle.

"Fake Kneel on 1. DeSean, go deep."

There were a few confused and bemused looks, but everyone had their marching orders.

You grin at your receiver, give him a subtle nod. He grins back. You can taste that record already.

You bark out the snap count, start your drop. As expected, no pressure since you caught the defense napping. Take your time to make sure you don't overthrow the wide open receiver.

Then you unleash the moonball, a glittering, majestic spiral slowly dropping down to:

THE FREE SAFETY. Too much arc on the throw, you gave him time to recover and break on the ball from centerfield.

He undercuts DeSean, intercepts the ball at a dead sprint. The rest of the team has already trotted to the bench to enjoy cheerleader kisses and gatorade showers.

You're the only one who even has a shot to stop this return from turning into a Pick Six.

WHY? WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE REX GROSSMAN AS YOUR QUARTERBACK IDOL?

You take off running. The safety is a burner, but you have the angle to get one shot at a diving tackle and save the day.