Fuck Yes

You make your own luck! Also, the peace treaty will keep you safe! And even if it doesn't, you know some karate! Well, you watched Kung Fu Hustle that one time, and that's close enough right?

You jump onto the government website to submit your application. Funny, but with the money they were offering you'd think the site would be bogged down under all other applicants. Thank God for the 5G network, right?

Once you'd filled in your name, address, tax number, bank number, mother's maiden name and a list of your deepest fears, you're asked for your gender.

You chuckle as a mental image of Professor Oak appears in your mind.