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That is when the newspaper reporter rode up and got out of her car. She was accompanied by a lovely photographer.

"We are going to put you on the front page of tomorrow 's newspaper." she said. "How do you feel about that," she asked, laughing at my tiny dick.

"No, not that," I said. "Please not that!"

But it was too late. The lovely photographer started taking pictures. One after another. From every angle.

"What is going to be the headline?" I asked.

"Tiny Dick Guy Gets Big Humiliation." she said.

"Big Humiliation!"