Freak out

You take out your phone and start recording. The women keep jogging. One by one, they feel something odd. Each stops in turn and freaks. Some give out cute squeals of surprise and shock. Eventually, there are several women between the ages of 18 and 45 running around with a hand over their crotches and arms folded over their breasts.

You get a good laugh at the chaos you created and finally the women have scattered either back into the neighborhoods or to their cars.

You spy the three MILFs at the playground. They are shaking their heads in disapproval of what they witnessed. They turn back to the playground where their young children are playing. Each MILF is wearing jogging pants, two black and one gray. They have t-shirts on. Two have pony tails, a blonde and a brunette, and another has her blonde hair in a short thick bob. None have a hair out of place, and they have their make-up on even though they are just at the park.

"Typical suburban trophy wives," you say. You do not want to freak the MILFs out as you would hate to think of them driving away in a panic with kids in their vehicles, so you decide to be more subtle.

You stop time and walk over to the three. With your marker, you write MILF 1, MILF 2, and MILF 3 in turn on their foreheads. You then lift them in the air and remove their shoes and jogging pants. You then remove their panties. It is a struggle to put their tight jogging pants back on, but you manage. You then put their shoes on, put them back on the ground, and for a lark tie their shoe-laces together. You then put each woman's panties in another woman's mouth so each one is holding another's panties in her teeth, and the panties are hanging down. You step back and admire your work.