Freak Lane

Freak Lane sounds cool. Once on the road you find the streets completely empty. It is eerie how quiet it is. There are no shops or anything, but tons of houses. Each one has blackened out windows, but also a painting next to the door. They are big paintings like you would see outside a Freak Show with a portrait of the freak on display inside. Next to the painting is what looks like a parking meter. You assume that you would need to drop a quid into the meter in order to see any of the freaks.

The ones that catch your eyes are:

The bearded lady. Besides the beard she is quite stunning. And even with it you still would tap that ass. You know, just not look at the face or anything.

The non-bearded man. There is no picture, just a large question mark and the words "Non-bearded man."

And the Siamese twins. Hot Asians joined at the waist.