Fourth round

After a decision of Czech and Slovak politicians, Czechoslovakia was peacefully dissolved on 1 January (dividing federal assets in the approximate population ratio of 2 to 1). Which year did it happen? Hmm… early nineties, so 1993 maybe? Correct. Which of following is NOT a loanword from the Czech language? Howitzer sounds kinda German. WRONG. The Little Entente (existing between 1921 - 1938) was a military alliance of three countries backed by France. The members were: Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia and Romania. Correct. The second largest Czech city is? I have no idea. Plzeň? WRONG. Czech language belongs to the family of? That’s easy, Slavic languages. Correct.

“Another two mistakes, Joe. Draw two transformation cards.”

“Height reduction, Fetish: Oral Sex. Hey! Why are you trying to turn me into a cocksucker?!”

“That fetish applies to vaginas as well as to penises.”

“Sure it does, but whenever I watched this show, everyone who got it ended up sucking... penises. I want to discard it.”

“As you wish. Draw two new cards then.”

“Butt Expansion and High Heels. Eh.”

“The high heels will more than make up for loss of height.”

“Yeah, right. And they’ll make my thick ass look better too.”

“So you like your transitions after all?”

“I guess I can live with them. Even though I might look kinda silly in high heels.”

“Don’t worry. You might get a skirt to match them soon, there are still three rounds ahead of us. Into The Chamber!”

This time anticipation was replaced by resignation, Joe had gotten what he wanted, so it was only fair that he run out of luck. Well, that was how the Bimbo quiz worked and he was aware of that when he applied for the show. The growing hips and buttocks felt similar to the narrowing waist, but did not bring equal joy. The new heels on his feet were even more noticeable, because they change the whole balance of his body. He ended up being 176 centimetres tall, but it was enhanced patent high heels.

When the man left the device and noticed himself on the screen, he was relieved to see that he did not look like a freak. The thirteen centimetre tall heels did not exactly fit with his male suit, but Joe felt that his clients would not mind that misfit. Despite losing few centimetres of height, Joe actually felt taller thanks to the heels, so maybe Frank was right after all. The wider hips and fuller buttocks gave an overall more feminine look to his figure, but again nothing outrageous. Tears caused by all these changes could be easily wiped off with the prize that Joe still hoped to win.

“You’re becoming a sexier bimbo with each passing round, Joe.”

“Thanks, I guess. But I’d rather stop it here.”

“Are you sure? I think that a skirt and a pair of breasts would make you look even better. I’m confident that the audience agrees” a cheer confirmed Frank’s words “a name change might also be in place. Such a pretty girl shouldn’t be called Joe.”

“I’m glad you’re not picking my transformations, Frank.”

“I’m not picking your categories either.”

“Cold War.”