Fortune Favors The Bold: While Luck Favors The Prepared: And In This Situation Aesculapius Is Both.

"A 'Booty Call' you say? Is this just a cover or is Ibú Akuaro actually asking me to mix a bit of pleasure with my business in this matter?" Aesculapius asked, barely restraining a full on leer. For all that he was the god of medicine and quite experienced in the lists of love, he had nine children in his first incarnation alone, Ibú Akuaro could still rock his world in a way he had not felt since Epione's disappearance sometime in the 2nd century BC. (Except that incident with 'Saint' Bridged in the fifteen hundreds, but that one ended rather badly.) Besides, so far as he knew his former wife Epione had not reappeared along with some of the more famous members of the pantheon with the re-emergence of paganism, and his vows to her had included, like so many others, the ancient Greek equivalent of 'till **** do us part', so as far as he was concerned even if she had been the one to walk through the door of his office just now their union was officially dissolved, and besides, he was in an informal-yet-committed-and-exclusive relationship with Ibú Akuaro at the moment...

"Oh, yes, this is very much a 'working vacation', but a vacation just the same. You have been slumming it here in the USA with your 'pagan' congregations for two months, and Ibú Akuaro is getting ready for the rainy season, which as you know is the time when she can cum most easily and strongly out of the whole year. She wants you to be in Nigeria for the whole three months of the monsoon and fuck her hard and deep two to five times a day. Obviously the real purp-" Oya explained but Aesculapius cut her off.

"Excuse me, but the REAL purpose of this trip as far as I am concerned is to spend some quality time with my S.O. and put in a few months with Doctors Without Borders. The part about gleaning a sweet sacrifice for my cult and lending a hand to the president's daughter is just a happy side effect, she didn't even need to tell me about it in advance at all, she could have e-mailed me saying she wanted to hook up and I would have been on the next flight." Aesculapius stated, and started to head for the door.

"Oh, I almost forgot, do you need any help getting back out of the U.S.A.? They do have much tighter border security than average..." Aesculapius asked, dropping back into his current incarnation as Iaeiros Argyris, surgical savant Du-Sans-Reproach.

"No, I will load myself into a prepared cargo container bound for Taiwan out of New Jersey. I have already made arrangements with some of my old contacts from that ill considered attempted rebellion a few years ago and some criminals of what you call 'The Tongs'." Oya stated, also slipping back into her Generalisima Adebowale Ogunleye incarnation and taking her leave.

"Be Careful, criminals are not known to be people of their words." Iaeiros Argyris said and opened the door to his office showing his fellow deity out and pulling his cellphone out of his pocket...