Follow a new male player character's adventures

Your view of the city zooms in towards a ratty looking apartment building and into one of the windows. Before you now was a young white male, short blonde haired, blue eyed, goateed, and relatively scrawny in build, about to get up to the sound of his alarm clock. As soon as he was on his feet, you follow his every move in a third person camera point of view. You can see his status displays at each corner of your peripherals, as well as his overall parameters in a digital 3D window above you. Taking a closer look, you find all the trappings and weaknesses of a completely fresh player character within his code, hereby named 'Jamey Cum-a-Lot' by the name tag. All of his stats were at Rank 1, and his Reputation stated him as a Nobody. Interestingly enough, he had taken the sexual quirk 'Tasty Cum', which made his semen taste relatively appetizing.

Jamey got himself dressed in some of the most boring starter clothes, a pair of jeans and a white tank top, before heading outside his apartment. You can hear the usual goings ons of a Liberty City apartment building as he made his way down to street level, including several telltale gunshots that Jamey chose to ignore. Once there, you find that your intrepid newbee lived in the area known as Broker, a place modeled after real life Brooklyn. It was in the middle of the day, the time having skipped a few many hours ahead, and Jamey seemed determined to get himself out there towards adventure.

Account Name: Jamey Cum-A-Lot
Health: 100/100
Stamina: 100/100

Ranks:

• Combat 1 (Puny as fuck)
• Sex Power 1 (Limp dicked)
• Endurance 1 (Feeble as fuck)
• Prestige 1 (Broke as fuck)

Reputation: Nobody
Cash: $100
Owned Properties: Broker Apartment
Contacts/Allies: None
Items: None