Flirt with them

In the few moments of initiative that you have, you muster up the best pick up
line you can think of think of in all your years of living.

"Hey babes," you say in your most suave voice possible. "want to check out my
'hot rod'?" flashing a smile, as you strike a ridiculous pose.

The two women are momentarily stunned, but immediately regain their composure,
as one of them points a finger at you and venomously says, "die!"

You feel a fleeting sensation of intense pain, then nothingness as all your vital
functions begin to shut down. You collapse into a heap, and perish on the cold
dirty basement floor.

Needless to say, you do not recover.