Flee the scene

You don't want to pay...

You go outside and Alexis is drinking and smoking at the gas pump.

You get in a verbal altercation with her over who will drive.

By the time you hop in the car with the key's, there's a state trooper (and county sheriff right behind him) pulling into the gas station with sirens flashing and lights blaring.

You drive just long enough to get charge with more than Aiding and Abetting: Alexis's daddy's lawyer friends get her mostly off the hook, putting the blame squarely on you.

All your **** get seized, your fingerprints are all over the backpack, and when they execute the warrant for your home, there's no way you're getting anything under 30 years.

But it gets worse, because Alexis turns on you in court, and those aforementioned daddy lawyers spin a tale of YOU corrupting sweet, little, misguided Alexis and putting her up to doing the shoplifting.

Alexis has a team of lawyers to make OJ's dream team look like garbage. You have a public defender. Alexis cries in court and totally sells you down the river.

You go to a serious get-fucked-in-the-ass prison for a long long time.