First Contact in this strange new world

"Well don't you look good enough to eat up."

Xander didn't exactly jump but he did startle at the sexy purr that was whispered into his ear. Looking over his shoulder he beheld one of the new numerous sexy women in this world. A blue eyed brunette in pigtails wearing a straining pink sports bra and darker pink running shorts stretched to bursting, neither article of clothing doing a good job of constraining the humongous curves. The women smiled at him and even winked while Xander waited for his brain to restart.

"Uhmmmm." Xander blinked and blinked again. Finally he got is head to work right and replied, "Thank you. So do your boobs." Xander flinched as soon as he had done speaking, slapping a hand around his mouth to keep himself from saying anything else that would get him in trouble. Only... Only he didn't seem to be in trouble? The woman wasn't angry with him?

The woman was giggling and as she bounced up and down in apparent happiness her ample assets began jiggling. Xander tried to tear his eyes away from the bouncing boobs in front of him and found that he really couldn't. Closing his eyes he tried to take his mind off of the boobs before him. He opened his eyes as he heard the chair across from him move and found that the brunette was now sitting down across from him. "Uh... hi."

"HI!" The woman chirped happily.

Xander tried to figure out what he should say as for some reason the women didn't seem to mind his slip of the tongue. He figured he couldn't screw up a simple introduction. "Hey, so, um.... Hi, I'm Xander."

"I'm Debbi." Her smile interrupted only for a second as she ran her tongue along her bottom lip.

"Uhm.... Nice to meet you." Xander was beginning to get a little freaked out about the way the woman was starring at him. "So... what's your favorite coffee here?"

"Oh," She snorted, "I didn't come in here for the coffee. I was on my morning run and saw you and decided I just had to stop in and say hi."

Xander worked his jaw as he was struck wordless. "I... I don't... You... R-Really?"

She winked at him, "Mmm-hmm."

"Y-you realize that you are... a 10 and I'm... well, I'm not." Xander winced, he knew he wasn't ugly but he also knew he wasn't in this woman's league.

Debbi tittered and actually blushed, "Oh, aren't you sweet. Do you like my hair?"

Xander nodded his head, the pigtails were a nice touch and it was always a good idea to compliment a woman's hair style. "Yup. Sure. Mmm-hmm. Big fan of pigtails."

"I made sure to put my hair up into pigtails as soon as I saw you." Debbi leaned in towards him, her ample boobs drawing his eyes as they squashed against the table between them. "You look like the kind of guy who wants something to hold onto when he fucks my mouth."

Xander's jaw dropped. "Say what now?"

Debbi's blush deepened, "I'm such a slut, I know, I just can't help it. When I see a totally tasty guy I just... I just can't help myself and have to see if he'd wanna do me." Debbi squirmed in her chair, "Tasty guys make me so wet. And you look particularly tasty to me. If you wanna skip the blowjob and just bend me over and fuck the shit out of me that's good too!"

Xander tore his eyes off of the slut in front of him and looked down at the Rulebook in front of him. He then snapped his eyes back to the slut opposite of him. When he'd made the changes to the rules he hadn't expected anything like this to happen. He certainly had hoped that it would, tho.

Although now he found himself paralyzed by the choices before him. He could take her up on the offer of a blowjob, or take her up on the offer of sex... or he could make use of the Rulebook and make a few new rules.