Firefly

“Uh.” Wash was momentarily at a loss as he stared at the silver ring River had given him before smirking, “You know you’re a fine lass and I’d just love to say Yes but polygamy is generally frowned upon in these parts-ack!” His actual wife elbowed him painfully in the side and he abruptly offered his profound thanks for the odd birthday gift.

The dark haired pale slip of a girl ignored his jest entirely, merely stating, “I found it in the bazaar that walked away when I turned around”

The pilot ignored River’s odd phrase as he slipped the bit of jewelry on to his finger and held it up for all to see, “Well it looks might pertty on me, I do declare.”

“Oh that it does.” offered Mal from his place perched against the navigation console, his arms wrapped around Inara as she leaned back against him, “Now open ours now. Damn breach of decorum not doing yer captain’s first.”

Mal was frowning a few moments later when Wash retrieved a top of the line cortex uplink from the box, he shot his lover an aggrieved glance, “Hey! What happened to that bracing Hawaiian shirt I picked out!”

“I told you we weren’t getting him that. Ever was the word.”

“It was just his style and mine too given I’ve got a boat needs to fly and a crew needs to eat! That gadget looks like the last three jobs’ payout put together!”

Jayne made a show of doing figures in his head and in the air with his fingers, “So...carry the two...enough credits for a ham sandwich…”

SCENE BREAK

A few hours later…

A sweaty Wash rolled off his glistening sighing dark goddess of a wife with a happy laugh, “Birthday sex is the best sex.”

Zoe grinned back at him as she turned over and laid her cheek on his chest, hearing his still rapidly beating heart. “Oh ho…. you’re not done with me, sweetie, I hope? One climax seems hardly enough to properly celebrate…”

“Shudder the thought!” he declared as one of his hands wandered down to firmly fondle his wife’s incredible ass, “Just give me a moment to recharge. In fact, I do seem to remember you promising me sex of the birthday variety would be particularly special.”

Zoe groaned theatrically, “I’m going to have trouble sitting down tomorrow, aren’t I?”

“Hah! That wasn’t what I was thinking, no- but now that you mention it!” The hand on her ass slipped down, fingers questing…

Zoe shrieked and slapped the offending hand away as she pushed herself more fully upon him, kissing his lips hungrily before pulling back, “Oh no! Tell me what your idea was. We’re doing that! Whatever it was!”

Wash raised his eyebrow, “Whatever?”

She nodded with a smug quirk of her full lips, saying she could handle anything he had.

“Well alright. You said it, honey. Time for some dirty talk - like Mudders dirty, so be prepared.”

“Mmm-hmmm.” she agreed even as her hand slipped down to massage his softened cock, “Lay it on me.”

“Okay!” declared Wash with obvious excitement as he folded his hands behind his head upon the pillow, “You know how size isn’t an issue with you at all?”

“Yea…” she answered, wondering where he was going with this. It was true, none of the men she’d slept with had been particularly large but she’d generally enjoyed herself on most occasions. And her husband was down right an expert at getting her off.

“Well, now you’re playing a Zoe who totally loves big dicks and you’re downright dismissive of anything average.”

Wash had an endlessly imaginative mind so Zoe was well used to elaborate sexual roleplay by now. She’d been pretty standoffish about it in the beginning but like so many things about Wash, it grew on her. “Ahh. Okay. Scene.” She did a long slow pull on his swelling member and injected some lust into her tone, “Come on, baby. I need my hubby’s great big dick. I need it in my hot little cunt right now.”

Wash’s finger gently bonked the end of her nose and he made the sound of a cortex game show buzzer going off with his mouth. He smiled, “I wasn’t finished. This is kinkier than that. Though I love where your head’s at!” He brought his hand down to tweak and toy with her nipple.

She remained silent and closed her eyes, enjoying the sensations of his fingers on her breast and his hardening cock in her hand.

“In this fantasy, I’m playing me. My dick is exactly its normal size.” He was quiet a moment, letting that sink in before he told her, “Now...action!”

Zoe waited, thinking about it. In the beginning of their relationship, Wash had had to really coach her through these things. Zoe was really a straightforward no nonsense kind of person and these types of things just didn’t come naturally to her. But she was a soldier. She could be trained and Wash was an excellent instructor on this matter. Now she knew what he really enjoyed was her taking his idea and running with it. Using her own imagination to take things further. Given that it was his birthday, she wanted to make sure she really did it well.

Hmmm….dismissive…

Zoe lifted herself up off of him on to her hands and knees. She crawled backwards on the bed so that her long curls dangled about his crotch. She pumped his prick a couple of times and then spat on the head, catching the moisture with her hand and using it to lubricate the shaft. Then she stopped and squeezed it at the base as she looked up at him, “Honey? Is this as hard as it gets? I think it's… smaller than usual…”

There was a flare of arousal in his eyes and Zoe congratulated herself inwardly. Wash nodded in a rush, clearly desiring for more, “No-no, that’s it. That’s all I got.”

His body belied his words as he grew even harder upon hearing her next words, “That’s a disappointment.” A dramatic sigh, “I wish you had a nice big dick for me, sweetie. Not this- this little thing.”

Her husband was… very excited. He was breathing kind of fast and she could almost feel his pulse quicken through his dick, “You like big dicks?”

She sat back on to his thighs giving him an exaggerated frank expression, “Like? Wash-honey… I fucking LOVE big dicks!”

“Why? What’s so good about a big dick?”

“Everything! The way they feel. The way they look. It's so fucking hot!” Wash was completely and utterly hard in her hand. It actually looked more swollen and stiffer than she could recall in recent memory. Wash apparently really liked this fantasy. And Zoe wasn’t complaining as she competently maneuvered herself around and sat on his dick, letting out a deep pleasured sigh.

She started to ride him, raising and lowering her hips as she rested her hands on his chest, the roleplay falling away as the sensations took over. “You like that, baby?” she asked with a heady smile.

Wash asked her, “Is that enough for you?”

Through closed eyes Zoe nodded, “Oh yea… feels great. Just lay there and let mama ride…”

Wash slapped her ass, kind of hard, and she was broke out of her sex induced haze. She paused her hips and looked down at his face as he wagged his finger at her, he pointedly repeated himself, “Is that enough for you, Zoe?”

The emphasis on her name reminded her that she was supposed to be in character and she gave him a rueful expression before closing her eyes and saying, ‘Scene’ in her mind. She twisted her lips in a cruel smile, “Not at all, baby! Feels like a twig down there. When oh when are you going to get me that big dick I’ve been asking for?”

Wash let out a moan, “OOOh! What you just said was the most amazing thing! Yes! That’s what I’m talking about!”

Zoe was very happy to hear that, she’d just been saying whatever popped into her head honestly, “Really?”

“Oh yea. The thought of you cheating on me for a guy with a bigger dick is a huge turn-on!”

She smiled, “Duly noted, honey. Now...how bout you let me fuck this little thing you’ve got while I close my eyes and imagine you were someone bigger?”

Wash was ecstatic to do just that and they spent the next twenty minutes having some really really good birthday sex.