Fire and Water

Hmm, I appear to have become some sort of fire-based animal. My tail is on fire, but I don't try to put it out - it doesn't seem to be burning me, and it appears to be a natural part of me. If it is a natural part of me, it would probably hurt more to try to extinguish it then to leave it burn.

I look around the room I'm in. Having been more concerned with my change and foot wound then my surroundings, I've missed the extravagance of my surroundings. As I've already seen, having just examined myself in it, there's a floor to ceiling mirror, but the shower is extravagant, with water jets, eight different soap or shampoo holders, and two nozzles. The sink appears to have (though I have a little trouble seeing it) golden taps, and the tiles are practically a work of art, while the cubist mural hung over to toilet is contentiously a work of art for a different reason. And the toilet is, well, a toilet. No matter how many functions you add to it, it's still a place to take a dump.

I realise how odd it is, that I know all of this. A few minutes ago, I wasn't even sentient, and now I've apparently been programmed with the knowledge of human society. I shrug. Well, it’s better than not knowing...

I hear floorboards creaking behind me, and spin around. An oddly pixelated human stands in the doorway, wearing an expensive-looking turquoise dress, a Pokeball in both hands. This is the mother of the family, my memory prompts.

“Oh! Another one!” She says, and I realise with a sinking feeling that one of the Pokeballs contains her husband, and she wants the other to contain me...

How does she attack me?

__1a: Send her husband out to battle me into unconciousness. (Yes, unconciousness, not ****).

__1b: Send her husband out to battle for a bit, then throw her Pokeball.

__1c: Just throws her Pokeball (she's not an experienced Trainer...)

__1d: Her Pokemon is not her husband... (When you pick this, please tell me which other Pokemon you want it to be, and which other choice she employs).

__How does it go?

__2a: Crit fail. I'm caught quickly, and efficently.

__2b: Poorly. I'm caught, though not without a struggle.

__2c: Alright. I make my escape.

__2d: Well. I beat her.

__2e: Amazingly! I beat her easily, and take her Pokeballs.