Fire Drill

While you are fucking Joanne from behind in her nurse's uniform at the hospital, a fire alarm goes off, loud and annoying. "Just keeping going!" she shouts, just as the sprinklers go on. You wake up to the intercom buzzer going off. You glance at the clock and see that it's three o'clock in the afternoon.

You drag yourself out of bed, walk to the door, and push the button on the intercom. "Hello, who is it?"

"This is Richard Barrett in 4B we have a clogged sink up here in the master bath. When can you come fix it? The sink is full of water."

"Give me a half hour to get a bite to eat, and I'll be up, Mr. Barrett."

"That's great. See you then."

You grab a quick shower, a peanut butter sandwich, and a glass of milk. You arrive at 4B in just 35 minutes. You feel proud of being so close to on time, considering you just got up.

You brought the tool box you found in one of the closets when you moved in. If you lift up the top tray of tools, the bottom of the tool box has a handyman's book that shows step-by-step instructions for fixing most anything. Flipping through it, you think you could at least have a shot at fixing a lot of stuff. It is Jack's secret ace in the hole for keeping this sweet job.

After you knock on the door of 4B, you hear footsteps approaching, which then stop in front of the door. After a brief pause while the occupant must be looking out the peep hole, you hear the click of the lock being thrown back.