Fiona, the old prostitute

Back in high school, Cedric remembers that some of his friends were so hurry to stop being a virgin that they visit some woman called Fiona. She was a former prostitute who made some money by offering good sex at a very reasonable price. While everyone who passed by her house came out delighted, Cedric never dared to go to her and lost more classicaly his virginity at the age of 17 with his girlfriend of the time.

Today, Cédric certainly no longer needs someone to take off his virginity, but thanks to thye App, the performance of Fiona, the "officially" retired prostitute, is going to be very different from the usual one.

In front of his door, Cédric takes care to check that the App works properly and that it detects Fiona's presence before knocking.

-I'm coming," warns an elderly but strangely sweet voice.

The door opens on a 68-year-old woman elegant and very well preserved. There is no doubt that Fiona must already please the GILF fans. This is not the case for Cédric even if it is nevertheless the kind of woman he is looking for at the moment.

Seeing that the young man in front of her door seems embarrassed to be seen here, Fiona easily understands what he wants and invites him to come in.

-Would you like some tea? I was just about to make some.

-Uh sure... I'd love one.

Before he came, Cedric rehearsed what he was going to say, but now he's blocked by his shyness. He hopes the tea will be enough to relax him. Two minutes later, Cedric is sitting on the couch while Fiona quietly serves two cups of mint tea. She in turn sits down and, while taking a sip, looks at the young man from top to bottom.

-It's been a while since I've been visited by such a charming boy. We've never met before, why do you come to see me? I can't believe this is about you losing your virginity.

-No, uh... actually...

Cedric takes a sip of the tea that's proving to be delicious. He then unwraps his well-prepared lie:

-My ex-girlfriend didn't think I was, uh... bold enough in bed. She said she was bored with me. And... I was told that you... you were very good at it. So I thought...

-I'd be happy to give you some advice on women For such a sweet and caring young man, it'll be... let's say 30 euros and tea is included. Pay now please

-That's reasonable (and probably even more than you think).

Cedric handed the money to Fiona, who stood up afterwards.

-All right! Take yourtime to enjoy your tea. I'll go get ready. It's just, at my age, it takes a little time.

Cedric watched the allegedly retired prostitute walk to his room in a perky manner. As soon as she closes the door, Cedric puts down his cup of tea and grabs his mobile phone. He turns on the app and starts by selecting "Fiona Noël, 68 years old". When her profile is displayed, all that's left to do is select the age Cedric wants to give her.