Find out what’s in storage.

Heading off to the right, you open the door to one of the storage rooms.

It’s a dark and cavernous place, and you have to grope around for a few seconds to find a light switch. When you finally flip it on, you’re greeted with a tableau that would be bizarre anywhere except the ECL.

The storage room seems to be dedicated to the types of objects wrestlers often “find” beneath the ECL’s ring; you suspect this is where that space is stocked from. The standard complement of weapons for the unscrupulous wrestler are laid out—tables, steel chairs, tacks, baseball bats—but that’s not all you see in here. Interspersed with the weapons are all manner of sex toys and other instruments of kink. Whips, handcuffs, and riding crops are not an uncommon sight. Dildos, vibrators, and strap-ons are so plentiful as to have an entire shelf dedicated to them, in all sizes (including a few that seem almost inhumanly large; your asshole tightens a little just looking at them). There are more than a few Fleshlights, and even a few sets of anal beads.

If you want to spice up your love life, you now know just where to look.