Fight!

Sho Ran Wu, the art of the hidden enemy, is a form of combat created for a smaller opponent facing a much larger and more powerful opponent. Your confidence in your skill and your athleticism decide your course of action. You will face and defeat this monster.

You brace your feet and stare into the gorilla-thing's black eyes. This seems to drive it to even greater fury. It roars once more and charges straight at you, bounding on knuckles and feet. Still several feet away, it leaps and howls in anger. All you can see are its rippling muscles and huge open mouth. You judge your move carefully and at the last possible instant you leap aside. The gorilla-thing flies through the spot you occupied a split-second earlier and goes crashing, head-first, into a tree. The tree's massive trunk splinters and leaves rain down all around you.

The gorilla stands up and shakes its head. Its rage is stoked. It howls and charges at you again. So begins a precision dance between you and the increasingly furious beast. It swipes at you and charges at you again and again, only managing to bloody its head and injure itself slamming into trees and rocks. You feel confident, but are growing tired. Your exhaustion causes you to make a mistake and you leap a fraction of an instant too late.

The battered gorilla-thing misses you with its charge, but manages to snare your leg in one mighty fist. It whips you around with ease and slams you onto the ground. The gorilla-thing looms over you triumphantly. You are suddenly aware that this creature has quite a large phallus. It is as large as your arm from finger to elbow. The stiff gray hose of it sways above a pair of softball-sized testicles and the gorilla-thing strokes the skin back at the head almost absently, revealing a flaring pink tip.

The musky scent of the creature is overwhelming. You know girls like Winny might be used to such things, but you rarely find yourself at the mercy of a monster and never one so large.

Then again, you're hardly at its mercy. You smile in your own secret triumph and as it reaches down to pin you fast to the dirt you lash out with your foot and nail one of its massive testicles with a kick hard enough to explode a pinata. The reaction is instant. The gorilla shrieks and flails backwards away from you, giving you room to dance back onto your feet. The gorilla grabs its injured orb and falls to the ground.

While it whimpers and rolls around on the ground you seek out a heavy stone. Perfect for delivering the coup de grace. As you approach the gorilla thing it looks at you, blood trickling over its savage features. Its eyes seem to plead. You raise the rock.

"Please," it says.

You immediately lower the rock.

"What did you say?"

"Please," it repeats. "No kill."

"You can talk?" Duh, stupid question, Heather.

"No kill. Me thought you woman doctor. You hurt me."

"Humans did this to you?" You lower the rock completely.

The gorilla sits upright and nods its head. "Man doctors and woman doctors make me big and strong and smart. I always feel..."

The gorilla reaches down and takes hold of his now-deflated member and hefts it sadly.

"They made you horny all the time?" you can't help but laugh. The gorilla nods again. "Those are some twisted doctors."

You decide that you won't be killing this particular beast today. "Do you have a name?"

"Gillo," he says. "You name?"

"Heather Finch," you bow. "At your service. Now can you help me find my sister and get off this island?"

"Maybe can," says Gillo. "Scary place with doctors is this way a long way." He points to the north. That must be the compound he's talking about. So the Paisley people made this poor creature. If your sister landed in the far northern desert you'll have to go through the compound to get to her.

"Nice place with bad men is that way." He points south towards the coast. "And big water with the scary thing more that way."

Gillo points east and then west. "Mountain is that way but don't go that way. Other way is very nice place with white house. I maybe go that way soon. I feel happy there."

You have to decide which way to go to find your sister fastest. Now that you have a friend you feel a lot better. You just wish he would put on a pair of pants with that firehose between his legs.