Female

This is it. Mick fucking Lambert is in town, and you've decided you're going to get with him. Rumor has it that he's a player, so why not you? You're hot. You've got a tight body, and you know you're just his style. You're not usually the dirty girl, but you're going to make this happen. How can you resist? You saw how he filled out those leather pants in the music video for "PUSH ME AROUND". You're wet just thinking about it.

So you string your boyfriend along just a little longer to get him to pay for the tickets. Waiting in line, all you can think about is how you're going to get in front of Mick. That's when you see him: the security guard standing outside the security door. There are all kinds of rumors on the forums about how girls get backstage at Mick's concerts. It's time you became one of them.

You urge your boyfriend to help you out, but he's off in a world of his own. Probably thinking about Emilie Fallon and her habit of stripping down to her bra during concerts. MEN! Well, you can think like a man tonight, too. You leave your boyfriend behind and walk up to the guard, giving it an extra swish of your hips. He eyes you and you give him your best smile.

He seems to know what his role in this is. "So, what will you do to get back stage, sweet thing?"