Female door

"Our first contestant is a 24-year-old school teacher from Charleston, SC who enjoys knitting, reading, writing erotic literature, and massive cocks. Please welcome Doe!!!"

You walk through a door to a cheering crowd and take your place at a podium with a big female symbol on it. You blush as you realize there are some extremely handsome men in the crowd holding up posters saying "I wanna be in your dream!!" and "Let's fuck the virgin," obviously men who had serious desires for virgins, since you were no looker.

"Our next contestant is a software engineer from Los Angeles, California who enjoys long walks on the beach, anime porn, woodcarving, and giant boobs. Please welcome John!!"

Through the door with the male symbol on it, a man walked out. He was scrawny and short, with greasy hair and dorky glasses. He seemed shocked at all the young women holding up their "Fuck me please!!!" and "I can be your wet dream!!" signs.

He takes his place behind the podium marked with the male symbol. The blond host with the big teeth continues his explanation.

"Now, many of you know how the game works, but let's go over it for our players. Each of our vigins was tested back stage to find out what their ultimate wet dream would be, how their ultimate fantasy mate would look like, what they would want sexually, and how they would act. These preferences have been programmed into the stalls nest to each contestant. The contestants will then be given a question related to sex. We'll altenate between contestants as to who answers first. If you get the correct answer, your opponent goes into the box for a level of wet dream programming; if you get it wrong, the question will pass to your opponent. If your opponent is correct, you will undergo two stages of programming; if, however, they are incorrect, they will also undergo a level of programming. The loser is the first to complete the programming; the winner will receive fabulous prizes, including a trip for two to Hawaii, $500,000, and of course their newly enslaved opponent. In addition, their ultimate fantasy of losing their virginity will be acted out right here in our studio!

"You also have two helps each: masturbation and sucking; if you're stuck on a tough question, you can use a cheat to eliminate one answer. You simply perform the action named for the benefit of your opponent. Of course, if there are only two answers left, you cannot use a cheat. Is everybody ready?"

The crowd cheers loudly.

"Ok then, let's play Wet Dreams!!! Since it's ladies first, Doe, this question is for you. What sexual organ has the most nerves?"