Fed up with the iPad's antics, both men agree to do away with it... Just as SOON as they try and figure out how to put some things back to normal. Now Ian has to deal with a small cock and Aaron grows a working set of cow udders!

Under the back of the couch, Flubber spreads itself on top of the iPad’s screen. The area is illuminated in a green glow as the gooey entity presses certain options on the screen before the transparent slime turns solid.

“IIrrrrruuuaaahhh” The blob grows and shapes into human form until he pushes from under the couch and tips the whole thing over until Ian fully reforms as himself, nude and human as he was. “Whew. Shit that felt freaking weird…” He looks down and huffs in frustration. “Goddammit.” Ian then taps on the iPad’s screen quickly.

Meanwhile, Aaron groans as he gets up, his asshole still throbbing from the dynamic exit Ian blasted out of him “God fuck… Never joke around with a fucking green cum shit…” He stands up, his buttocks sore as hell as he puts both hands on both buns and feels at the tattered hole of his jeans. “Gah fuck, these were my favorite pants! Aaawwwoohhh…”

His hands rub and feel at his rump for a few seconds until he pauses. His palms pat at his cheeks and realized that his jeans had suddenly vanished. “What the?” He looks down and gaps as he sees a black and white cowhide assless chaps! “Huh?! What…” He pats at himself and realizes he’s also wearing a vest with no shirt, and a cowbell around his neck, and a Western cowboy hat on his head.

“Howdy, partner” Ian says. Aaron turns around and scoffs at his roommate, wearing the same old shirt and underpants. “That’s a good look for YALL.”

“Oh hah hah.” Aaron rolls his eyes as Ian walks to him “Very funny. Gay cowboy. Fucking bronco. Hilarious. Now switch it off and lets send it back to your cousin before- Oomf” Before he knew it, Ian shoves the iPad against his thick hairy chest.

“Just shut up and put my dick back.”

“Huh?” Aaron takes it and shoves the iPad back at Ian “You know how to use it, YOU do it.” Ian scowls as he shoves the device back at him.

“Don’t you think I tried that??” Ian hits Aaron’s shoulder “My avatar’s dick has a lock on it. Every time I try to change it, it just says ‘error’.”

“So?” Aaron smirks as they take turns putting the iPad up against each other, not at all missing the irony of this moment. “What do you want ME to do about it?”

“I want you to put my dick back the way it was!” Ian rants “And I’m STILL not cool about you turning me into a sissy girl.”

“Awww, but why would I do that?” Aaron teases as he pulls back the front of Ian’s underroos and looks at the 1-inch soft marshmallow and the round scrotum the size of a tangerine “Your dicklette looks so cute! I’m sure all the other guys would love it too~” He coos as he tickles a finger onto the tiny mushroom “Who’s a widdo baby? Who’s a widdo-”

“Knock it off!” Ian slaps his hand away and pulls his briefs back up “Just fix it NOW!”

“Alright alright.” Aaron takes the iPad but then holds it up “But as soon as I do, we’re putting this thing in a UPS box and shipping it back to your freaky Frankenstein cousin, correct?”

“Yes, fine. I don’t care. It was fun, but now it’s just ridiculous.” Ian says with his arms crossed.

“Okay okay, simmer down…” Aaron taps out of his avatar and goes onto Ian’s. He double taps on its crotch to show case its genitals and taps the lock icon.

[ERROR]

“What the?” Aaron quirks as the screen flashes red as the error sign shows up for a few seconds before disappearing. He tries sliding the dial of Ian’s penis size, but the word ERROR just pops up again.

“Quit screwing around.”

“I’m not, it won’t let me change it.”

“What?? Bullshit”

“No, I’m serious, look” He shows Ian the ERROR message before tapping on it again.

“What did you do to it?? Did you do a finger print recognition??”

“No I didn’t! It just won’t change anything!”

“FUUUUUCK!” Ian shouts out.

“Dude, quiet down! Maybe we just need to mess with it a little and it’ll just glitch itself back to normal.”

“Mess with it how?”

“Here, lemme…” Aaron opens up the row of penis transformations and taps on the ‘elephant trunk’ icon.

-Rrrhhff-

“…” Ian’s nose twitches and he coughs. He can smell his own crotch, but his nose is… He feels at his nose and realized he’s not breathing through it. Instead, he looks down and gaps as his package is moving on its own “Dude, what??” He pulls down his briefs and sees the snout of an elephant moving around on his pelvis! It flexes its nostrils while it moves around in its limited range of 5 inches. “What the HELL?!”

“Still only short?” Aaron frowns and taps at another option on the iPad. Ian’s elephant snout shrinks down and turns into a shiny yellow balloon… That’s only as big as baseball – tight and inflated, yet very small for a balloon. “Hahah, I think we actually have a problem here.” He says as he fondles the squeaky balloon bulge.

“It’s not funny, Aaron!”

“Yes it is, now shut up.” Aaron smirks as he tries a different choice. Ian’s small balloon morphs back to normal and next turns into a smooth crystal nub about 2 inches long “Nope…” He taps the iPad again, and Ian’s member turns into a fish tail!

“Uaahh!” Ian yelps as the seabass penis flops and flaps around his pelvis before Aaron changes it again, rendering it into a null bulge.

“Nuh-uh.” Aaron tries again and Ian’s crotch turns into a Beanie Baby face of a lion. “No…” He taps the screen and Ian’s junk flops up as a banana and a pair of plums. “Ooh, does that work?”

“NOOO!”

“Hahahaha easy man” He tries another option and next turns into a burlap hose. “Hey! It’s bigger this time!” Aaron laughs as Ian flops up the doll-like penis and the hemp sack scrotum.

“Yeah, but I can’t feel it! It’s like it’s not even there.” Ian frowns angrily.

“Okay okay. Maybe it’ll let me change your size again now that we’ve messed with it.” Aaron clicks CANCEL, and Ian’s penis goes back to a regular one-inch wonder with a petite ballsack, and goes to the size gauges. Once he taps the lock icon, it just flashes [ERROR] again. “No, didn’t work.”

“Are you serious??!”

“Yep. Right here.” He shows Ian the screen and shrugs.

“What do we do NOW?”

“Well, I guess we’ll have to send it back to your cousin anyway” Aaron smirks and turns his naked butt around at Ian and walks off, “Maybe if you’re lucky, he can fix your dick all the way back in New York.”

“Dammit AARON!” Ian shoves his hands and pushes his beefy roommate hard.

“W-Whoa! Hey!” He gasps as the iPad falls on the floor. “Ian, careful, you’re going to break it!”

“Yeah, still funny?” Ian scowls as he picks up the iPad. He frowns as it starts to glitch and freeze on itself. “Shhhhiiit, it’s fritzing out.”

“See? What’d I tell you?” Aaron smirks “Now we HAVE to send it back before- O-Ow” He flinches as two points of his head start to sting.

“Dude, your head” Ian points out. Aaron feels at his cowboy hat and irks as he feels twin spout-shaped protrusions grow like small tress from his hair until they form a pair of perfect bull horns tearing through his cowboy hat. “Iaaaannnn, fix it nooow!” He yelps a bit as he feels something cold and heavy pushing out of his nostrils, reaching up and feeling that a very thick 24 karat gold ring has appeared.

“Dude, I don’t know how. The screen’s just going crazy.” Ian taps and presses the ‘HOME’ button, but the iPad is still glitching.

“Ian, I swear to God” Aaron irks and flinches as his ears twitch and wiggle and pop into a pair of black and white cow ears. He yelps as he feels at them and the furry pelt on both appendages, “Holy shit, make it stop now before it-”

-Ssscchhllllp-

“A-Ah…” Aaron staggers as he looks down at his crotch. Instead of his hung-low massive meat, there is now what looks like a pink and smooth null-bulge instead. “Oh fuck…” His hands go down and grab at his null and squeezes it “Nonononono, not MY dick too!”

“Oh man” Ian scoffs as he watches the pink bulge start to swell brew deeply as it squirms on its own between those thick thighs. Aaron irks and gulps as his crotch fills with a fluid rushing sound as he cups his expanding pink balloon.

“Haahh… Aaahh… Yaaahhh…” Aaron irks as his fleshy pouch grows and weighs down from the skin of his crotch and shows four little bumps on its apparatus. Aaron winces and whimpers as the four nubs push forward into the size of some very fat thumbs and dangle as Aaron’s newly formed udders gurgle inside with its hot cream.

“Errr…” Ian then looks at the iPad’s screen. The pixels and image glitches out randomly before a new message pops up.

[EMERGENCY REBOOT]

Then it blanks out.

“Heh heh heh” Ian smirks as he looks at Aaron’s hands hefting and wobbling his heavy udders “Still wanna send the iPad back to my cousin?”

“Uhhhhh…” Aaron gulps and looks at his smug roommate. “Phone. Call him!”

“Hahaha alright, I’ll be right back. You just sit down and… Curdle, or graze or something.”

“SHUT UP!”

Ian laughs before he goes to his room and picks up his phone. He brings up his cousin’s number and attempts to call it, but it automatically goes to an automated response.

[WE’RE SORRY. THE NUMBER YOU REQUESTED IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE. TO REACH A-]

“Fuck I forgot.” Ian huffs as he goes back to his cowboy-mode roommate in the den.

“Well??”

“Bad news. My cousin changes his phone number every month.”

“WHAT?!”

“He makes all kinds of weird inventions that he’s paranoid that either the government, rivals, or some other psychotic cabal is trying to steal his research and experiments. So he changes his contact info a LOT.”

“Well call his NEW number! Or what about email?? Does any of your relatives know his number??!”

“No. Unfortunately he also only lets a handful of family members know his information randomly every time he changes it, and he swears them all to secrecy, including me.”

“Great. That’s just great!” Aaron throws his arms up in frustration “So we’re stuck like this! You hung like a toddler and me looking like my dad fucked a cow!”

“Heeey heeeey” Ian smirks as he walks up and puts a hand onto that big fat milk bag “It’s all gonna be okay, Bessie.”

“OooOOOoo!” Aaron staggers and steps away “Don’t do that, it felt weird!”

“Like what?”

“Like… WooOOomf…” Aaron shudders and huffs. His cheeks turn pink as he starts to look hot and bothered. “I don’t know, fuck…” Aaron irks and waddles his muscular legs to the couch. Ian giggles as he watches those udders sway and wobble wide to side before he sits his nude butt on the couch, splaying his thighs and letting his bright pink balloon bask out in the open “Fuuuuuck what am I going to do NOW?”

“Can these even get hard?” Ian jests as he yanks at one of the teats.

“EEEAH!” Aaron yelps as an arch of white jumps from pulled udder “Dude!”

“Seriously, I barely touched it.” Ian laughs as he holds his hands up.

Aaron winces as he reaches down sinks a hand down into the large fleshy sac between his legs. “Fuck, it’s like my nuts are just loose and just big!” He winces as he hears the audible slosh as his hand roams and cups under it.

“Daaamn. It’s just dangling, man.” Ian smirks as he reaches down and fondle the udders.

“O-Ohh!” Aaron moans and scape his boots on the floor. “S-Shit dude, MMHH!”

“Are they that sensitive?” Ian chuckles as he feels the very warm and smooth pouch in his palm.

“Jesus Christ, NOW it feels like I have one giant nipple between my legs!” Aaron whines as he huffs harshly, his very thick and bushy pecs inflating and falling as he takes deep, hard breaths.

“Whoa” Ian gaps as hears some wooden stretching noise – all four of Aaron’s teats are stiffening and fattening up. “Dude, are you getting horny??”

“God I hope not!” Aaron grunts loud as his fists seize the back ridge of the couch “I can’t even CUM!”

“Huh…” Ian pauses and then gets up “Be right back.”

“Take your time! Urrff…” Aaron groans stares at the tight pink balloon on his thighs. It’s about the size of a basketball and the teats almost look like medium dildos. “Fuck, I feel like I need to piss! Gahhh!”

Ian comes back with a bucket “Here we go.”

“What’s that for?”

“You need to ask?” Ian puts his hands on his hips. He nodded to Aaron, then gestured to the bucket. Aaron looks at both the bucket and at Ian.

“Are you fucking serious??!”

“Aaron, that thing looks like it’s about to pop. And you’re face is turning red.” He says as he looks at his sweaty face. “Oh wait, here” Ian runs out and comes back with a chair from the kitchen. “Look, lean on this and I’ll milk you.”

“Ian. There is nothing right with what you’re telling me to do.”

“It’s either this or we wait for your crotch to explode waiting for the iPad to reboot!”

Aaron grimaces as he looks at the dormant iPad and growls in defeat. “Aggghhh fiiiiine!” He gets up and spreads his stance as he lets that massive udder weigh down between “But if I see so much as a hard-on…” Ian gives him a very sour look and crosses his arms “Oh, right…”

Aaron puts his hands firmly on the chair and hangs his tight milk balloon over the bucket. The damn thing is so heavy, it’s forcing him to arch his back and show off his manly hairy butt behind him. “Okay,” Ian sits down on the couch and leans forward to Aaron’s udders. “Now just chin up and think about baseball.” His fingers proceed to wrap around a fat teat.

“Ian, don’t make this any weirder than it has to beeEEOOHH!” He moans out loud as his head shoots up as a loud PAAAANG was heard. And then another burst of pleasure shoots out of another teat. “Hooohhh! Haaahh! Ahhh!” Aaron moans out almost high-pitched as his udders are milked and grabbed under him.

“Fuck, are you okay?” Ian snickers as he continues to squirt the precious milk into the bucket.

“Fuck Ian, it feels like I have like four dicks…” Aaron moans as his mighty legs quake before him “P-Pull on a different one?”

“Sure.” Ian reaches in and takes one of the other teats and pulls it to squeeze, this time holding it for longer than a second.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” Aaron moans long as the release makes him feel like he’s relieving himself after a long half-time show after having too much to drink. “OOhhhhhhhhmmyyyyggaaaaawwwwwd.”

“Are you liking this, Aaron? I’m semi-serious here.”

“Fuck I think I doooOOOO!” He moans out and covers his mouth, a little shocked.

“What was that?”

“… Dude. I think I just-mmMMMMOOOOOOOOOoooo!” He howls deeply and coughed. “Ahem, agh.”

“Hahahah, I am liking this…” Ian says as he then starts to pump and milk Aaron faster and firmer.

“Ooh! Ah! E-Easy! Ho-ho” Aaron irks and waggles his hips and adjusted as he feels the call of the dairy push up his throat “Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, don’t… MmnnhhHMMMMMUUUUURRRRRRRRR!” He can’t stop it. “Ian, easy, you’re yanking too hard… MMPH!” His lips seal as his cheeks puff.

“Come on, let it out.” Ian smirks as the milk continues to pang and squirt into the bucket. “It’s gonna come out, you know what cows say.” He chuckes as he gives a Aaron’s ass a playful SMACK!

“MMRRH!” Aaron jerks as his cheeks puff bigger on his face. He groans as he rolls his eyes and his mouth relents “MAAHHUUUUUURRRRRRR!”

“There we go.” Ian grins as he pats Aaron’s butt and continues to milk him.

“MOOOOoooooo… MUUUUURRRRrrrrrr! … MooooOOOORRRRRRUUUUuuuhhh…” Aaron just lets the moo’s fly out of his mouth. This legitimately can’t get any weirder… Right?

A half hour later, Aaron groans as he erects his back and looks at the bucket, at least half full of his milk. “Whew…”

“Wow, you had a lot packed in there.” Ian chuckles as he reaches down and bounced those udders a bit – now looser and a little bit bouncy as they slosh between Aaron’s thighs. “And it was very entertaining.”

“Yeah…” Aaron huffs firmly. Then, out of nowhere, he takes Ian by the head and shoves his face against his!

“Alh-MMH!” Ian irks as his mouth is locked onto Aaron’s beard-framed mouth. Ian’s brow furrows as Aaron’s tongue dives into his mouth and rolls around in there. “M-MMmhh” He tries to argue, but goddamn is Aaron pushing all the right buttons in his mouth. Ian just moans as his eyes close and he rubs Aaron’s very buff arms up and down. His small cock feels a flourish of lust as it refuses to stiffen but has all the sexual yearning of a boner. Ian’s cheek bulges as Aaron’s tongue goes everywhere in there before he finally pops the wet kiss out of him.

“Whoa… Whoa… F-Fuck” Ian staggers and grabs on the chair as he pants “Where the fuck did THAT come from?”

“I dunno what it is but… Fuck Ian, I am so fucking horny.” Aaron shakes his head and pants out “Maybe it’s the milking, maybe it’s the lack of a dick, or some other shit the iPad’s doing.” He just pants as his bloated muscles flex and twitch “I don’t care if you’re a guy. Just fucking do me.”

“You serious?” Ian scoffs “Because I d-” Aaron then pushes him in for another long and deep kiss. “Mmmpphh… Allmmmhh” He irks as Aaron holds his head with both hands and bobs his head up and down in his face; his tongue is actually fucking his mouth! Ian moans loud and sluttily as Aaron really digs his mouth in there, his lips glued and almost eating against Ian’s jaw.

Ian finally relents and puts his hands onto Aaron’s XL hairy chest and grinds his flat groin into Aaron’s loose-hanging milk bag, still gurgling deeply and emmiting a fine heat onto Ian’s little mushroom.

Ian is laid on the couch on his back with his shirt tucked under his neck to expose his fit build. Aaron, still dressed like a huge horny gay cowboy, holds and roams his firm hands along Ian’s sides and strokes up and down his sides. Ian giggles as Aaron starts to kiss and caress a trail of smooches down Ian’s chest and suckle down each ab along him. Ian moans and breathes slowly as Aaron’s manly beard scrapes along Ian’s modest landscape before he came to Ian’s crotch.

Ian blushes hard as Aaron takes his waist band “Wait.”

“Uh… Could you, uh…” Ian’s face goes on fire as he spreads his legs a bit “Could you take off my underwear like you did last time?”

“I uh…” Aaron flushes as he glances aside “Guess so?” His face then goes down between those inner thighs and gnaws down at Ian’s perineum, carefully so that his new horns don’t stab at him. Ian suppresses a giggle and holds himself from squirming before Aaron’s teeth pinches the fabric of his briefs. His undies are pulled off and down his body as Aaron growls from between his legs and retrieve his underpants off from his foot.

Aaron tosses the underwear aside and goes down to Ian’s shrunken genitals. Honestly Ian was expecting Aaron to laugh, but not the full-on glomph of his mouth “O-OHhhh!” Ian gasps and squirms as his very soft ballsac is scooped up into his Aaron’s maw “Ohhhh that is nice… Haahhh, ohhh” He tiny penis twitches and wiggles against Aaron’s nose as he snorts and sucks on that petite scrotum “Oh my God, ohhhh, a-ahhh…”

Aaron’s tongue licks up and around the soft peach-like orb of Ian’s testicles. His tongue slides and glides down along that perineum and up onto that little pink marshmallow above. “O-OOoohh!” Ian’s pelvis rises up and he squirms as Aaron’s lips lap and slurp around the soft and squishy penis and just out right slobbering all over Ian’s very modest genitals.

“Mmmph, ohhh! G-Gyaahh! S-Stop, stop!” Ian pants as he pushes Aaron’s head away. “I’m about to cum.”

“Okay, okay…” Aaron pants and nods. Though very aroused and hot, Aaron still can’t decide if he’s really all for going gay or not. “Wait, I thought you can’t cum?”

“I can. I just can’t get hard.” Ian gets up and has Aaron sit on the couch. “Here, sit down.”

“U-Uhh, Ian?” Aaron huffs as looks at him awkwardly before Ian gets between HIS legs now. Aaron’s face gets red as his cowhide chapped-legs get spread and his large pink milk balloon sloshes down and bounces idly on the cushion “Oh my God, you’re not gonna…”

“Sorry. I’m just so thirsty…” Ian grins as he strokes one of those teats. Aaron gaps as Ian’s hands push into those udders and makes it gulp and slosh about.

“O-Oohh, oh fuck” Aaron irks in his seat as Ian wiggles one of those fat nubs around and goes in “I-I-I-Ian, are you sure you wanna- H-HHOOHH!” Aaron jumbles and grips the ridge of the couch.

Ian moans as he presses into his warm and smooth round pouch as that teat just about fills up his mouth. His tongue pushes under it as his lips pushes around the base while the cheeks provided the suction.

“HaaaaAAAAHHHH…” Aaron lets out a high-pitched moan as his torso rises up as his upper left udder involuntarily gushes in Ian’s mouth. Ian irks and gags a bit as he pulls back, coughing with a line of rich fluid leaking from the corner of his mouth. “Dude, I don’t know what happened, it just came out and…” He stops when Ian goes back in and starts to deliberately suck on the fat teat.

“OooOOoo… Whoa, ah-hah, whew…” Aaron jerks and pants as he looks down at his roommate, leaving the udder to suck the opposite one while still rubbing his hand on the side of the big round balloon. “Oh my God, holy shit” Aaron pants and moans as Ian’s throat flexes and pulls on his udder with his mouth. “F-Fuuuck, i-it’s literally just pouring out of m-MM.” He slaps his hands on his mouth. Ian pauses and smirks at him. Aaron’s cheeks puff hard as his throat strains before his covered mouth lets out a muffled “MmmmmMMMRRRRRUUUUURRRRrrr”,

“Mmmmyyhh I know, and it’s fucking delicious.” Ian moans before he goes to the lower right udder and starts to nurse on it.

“OOoooo… JeEEEEeesus…” Aaron squirms and moans as his spurs scrap the floor. The milk just flows out of his teat as Ian’s mouth pulls and squishes around it. He can’t even pinch it back or hold it in. It’s like he’s ‘peeing’ into Ian’s mouth, but it’s milk! Ian keeps switching between udders in drinking his rich milk straight from the tab. He coughs a bit as another impulse pushes in the back of his throat. He irks as his chest undulates and he lets out a long “MmmMMMOOOOOOOOO!”

Ian’s lips squeak as his mouth drains the udder of Aaron’s milk. It’s so warm, creamy, rich. If they both weren’t so horny right now, both roommates would agree this is the most bizarre thing that’s ever happened. But with Aaron moaning and mooing uncontrollably and Ian guzzling down Aaron’s dairy elixir and both of them getting hot and bothered by this, neither can even think right now.

“Aaahhh…” Ian pants and stops drinking before he rubs that big fat pink flesh bag. “Fucking delish…”

“Oof… Ian, I’m pretty sure I’m…” Aaron’s cheeks puff again before he braces himself “MmmMMMUUURRRRRRRRRHHHhhh… Ahem, I think I’m tapped out.”

“Good, because I’m fuckin full.” Ian groans as he rubs his distended stomach.

“Can we just sit down and make out?” Aaron huffs as Ian is already climbing up and siting on his lap – his bottom pushing down on Aaron’s squishy udders.

“Sure thing you…” Ian pauses and blinks a bit, “Aren’t you still straight?”

“… Not sure, actually…” He said. They both shrug and Ian goes in starts to kiss Aaron. Aaron closes his eyes as Ian’s pillowy lips push and lap against his. Ian moans and arches his back as those big strong hands roam along Ian’s sides and his back. Ian smirks as he takes Aaron’s marred cowboy hat off of his bull horns and puts it on his head. Aaron pushes his tongue into Ian’s mouth again as his hand starts to cup his butt.

“Mhh…” Ian breaks the hot kiss and rubs his booty into Aaron’s milk bag “Wanna take this up a notch?”

“Mmhhyeeah.”

Ian gets up and takes his briefs, but both men pause

“… Wait” They both say simultaneously.

“How are we even going to fuck?” Ian asks. “My cock’s freaking tiny and it can’t even get hard.”

“And how am I supposed to put THIS inside of anything?” Aaron hefts and bounces his udders with both hands, making it wobble and slosh in his palms. “And the iPad is… Yep.” He checks it and haves the blank screen with the empty battery icon on it. “Still rebooting.”

“Agh… I guess I can look see if I still have an old dildo or something.” Ian rolls his eyes “Maybe we can ~shaaarrre~” He says sarcastically.

“… Hang on…” Aaron says, looking a bit embarrassed.

“What?”

“… I MAY have something that MIGHT fix this…” He rolls in his lips as he glances up.

ONE AWKWARD MOMENT LATER

“Are you serious?” Ian scowls as he holds up a strap-on. The Rail-Raider 3000.

Brand-new, it’s a massive and white-gel dildo with an under-padding cup with detachable instruments for one’s vagina while wearing it and an optional buttplug attachment.

“It was a housewarming gift from my exgirlfriend when I moved in here. She was really into pegging, I wasn’t, and she broke up with me because I was ‘close-minded’.”

“And the Christmas wrapping?” Ian asks as he holds up the freshly torn blue and white snowflake paper.

“It was a gag gift for you I was going to give LAST year that I totally forgot about.”

“Uh-huh. And do you see the size of this thing?” Ian waves and flops the silicone cock around “This thing his almost as big as my ARM. You think you’re going to fit it in your ass??”

“Hey well, you’re the resident gay here. YOU tell ME.”

“Dude. This thing would split ME in half. And NOT in a good way.”

“Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t MY cock bigger than this thing when I fucked you an hour ago?”

“You were a cartoon at the time; you were probably warping reality with your… Toonism or something.”

“You got any better ideas? I’m STILL pent up, and milking’s not the same as an orgasm. Besides, when you were a femboy, you couldn’t cum out from your dick either – instead, your ass was going nuts on my dick when you hit YOUR climax.”

“So you think the iPad set you up with a magic asshole too? On a completely different mode? On a very different person?”

“I can’t believe I’m saying this…” Aaron rubs his brow “Do you want to fuck me or not?”

“Agh… Jesus…” Ian goes down and pulls down his underpants.

“… Pffff! Hghghghg…” Aaron snickers as he looks at Ian’s baby member.

“Something funny?”

“No no… Just thinking how cute and ‘petite’ you are.”

“Shut up, YOU shrank it.”

“And so far still not regretting it.” Aaron laughs before Ian equips the strap-on around his waist. Ian locks it in place, the piece itself feeling much like a jockstrap, but with a very big and heavy rubber appendage attached to the front. “You want the buttplug to-”

“No.” Ian shot.

“Heh heh, okay okay” Aaron holds up his hands in defense.

Ian adjusts the strap-on and locks it in place. His small junk is enveloped in a very soft bliss, like his small penis and his adorable balls are swimming in warm jello. He grips the hard gel penis and hefts about a little to make sure it’s tightly held onto his body.

“So I assume MY attire is suitable?” Aaron asks as he tucks on his Western vest over his beefy muscles, the cowhide assless chaps, and the big clunky boots with jingling spurs “Because I don’t think I can even take this off even if I tried” He says as he tugs at the cowbell around his neck.

“Sure. Uh-huh. You know, when I wrote in my diary as a teen that I wanted to ride a cowboy for my 21st birthday, I wasn’t it expecting it like THIS, especially 7 years later.”

“Yeah, and when I got drunk off my ass on my 21st birthday, I never had a hangover that told me I’d be up for getting my ass off like this either.” Aaron rolls his eyes and gets on the couch. Ian stares at that rump – nude and exposed with a perfect layer of manly fuzz on both cheeks. Aaron props his knees on the cushions and holds onto the ridge of the couch.

“Oh my God…”

“What? Don’t tell me I have a tail too.”

“Dude. I gotta eat your ass.” Ian scoffs as he kneels down and puts his hand into Aaron’s crack.

“Wait, what?” Aaron “Dude that’s fucking gro- OOH!” Aaron’s back arches as that hand pushes over his anus. “Hooh, whoa, a-aahh” His face gets hot as his udders tingle the same way his dick does whenever a lady started touching him. “Uh-oh…” Aaron looks over his shoulder and sees his own rump his presenting itself for Ian.

“Ooh, nice haunches…” Ian rubs both buns around and spreading them. Aaron’s butthole looks like it’s semi-swollen; like how a gay pornstar’s anus looks like a mound after years and years of getting his ass fucked. Ian smirks as he puts his face right up in that masculine crack and puts his whole mouth onto that rear.

“OOOOoohh! Oh my God!” Aaron’s legs flex and clench as his hips push against Ian’s face. As a straight guy, he is so not used to that. Ian’s mouth is making all kinds of loud slurping sounds as Ian massages his hole with his lips. “Oh Jesus Christ, HOOOoohhHH!” His voice jumps high and low as he rocks his booty around

Ian smacks his lips around and slides his tongue easily into Aaron’s loose hole. He reaches below with both hands and starts fondling that fat flesh pouch rolling and pushing between Aaron’s thighs. Each time Ian’s mouth sucks and smooches Aaron’s butthole, that huge cowboy practically jumps with lust.

“HOH! Ah! Whoa!” Aaron flinches and tenses each time Ian practically yanks his sphincter with his mouth “Dude, my ass has a mind of it’s own! OH my gyyaahhhd!” He moans out as his Ian jams his tongue into his hole and twirls. “Ohhhhhh…” Aaron moans before the licking stops. His ears twitch as he looks around “Why’d you stop?”

“For this.” Ian smirks from behind. The next thing Aaron feels is a hard cold gooey SLAP right into his anus.

“MOOOOOOOO!” He goes cross-eyed as Ian starts to squish and finger Aaron’s asshole with a generous amount of lube. “HOOHHHhhhhh! Oh Jesus Christ!” He yelps and undulates dramatically as his pucker flexes and tightens to Ian’s touch. Aaron even starts to snort loudly as he starts humping the couch in driving “M-Mmrrhhh… MRRRRrrrhhmmm!”

“Dude, stay still.” Ian says as he lubes up the artificial cock – it feels so odd. It’s like his dick is not even here, like he doesn’t even have a penis instead of his junk tucked safely into its own private luxurious sanctuary.

“F-Fuck man, just put it in me already…” Aaron whines as his donuthole pangs with hunger between his cheeks, his udders feeling like he has four little dicks wanting to be jerked off. “I’m getting so fucking horny.”

“Fuck me, I think your crack is actually getting red.” He notes as Aaron’s butt starts to look a bit shinier and the rear gets rosey and inviting. Ian chuckles as he strokes his massive gel dong and lines it up to kiss Aaron’s twitching entrance. “Okay here we go.”

Ian pushes and Aaron’s pucker easily opens around that cock. “HaaaWWWHHH!” Aaron lets out a high-pitched moan as his back erects and his fingers dig onto the back of the couch. His nose smokes with steam as the huge dildo glides right into his very loose hole.

“O-Oooh, aww…” The intense warmth in Aaron’s ass somehow gets transported through the cock’s gel and into the compartment cradling Ian’s tiny mushroom. “Oh my God, okay… Okay.” Ian moves his hips back and forth into Aaron’s welcoming ass as the strap-on penetrates Aaron’s ass again and again “What’s this thing made off??” Ian scoffs as he feels his little pecker ooze pre. He reads the strap-on’s description as he gently rolls and humps Aaron’s butt “Ehh dah deehh… Synthetic silicone, temperature gaging materials…”

“MmmMMNNHH!” Aaron takes a shot at clenching his asscheeks.

“W-Whoa!” Ian staggers as that rear almost yanks him inside deeper. “Woo, okay, okay” Ian laughs as he holds onto his big roommate and starts to hump him “Ohh yeah, gonna breed me a cow~!”

“O-OOHH!” Aaron’s whole body feels a massive horny rush. His body starts jerking to Ian’s humping “F-Fuck, this is hot! Hoh my God, Holy shit!”

“Nnnhh, yeah, you like that?” Ian bites his lip as he mounts the muscular bottom. His legs straddle onto Aaron’s hips as he starts to slap his front against Aaron’s buns.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!” Aaron bounces while he feels his udders slosh underneath him, still bubbling with his potent fluids while he grows more aroused “M-M-Mrrmmhh! M-MoooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!” He howls loud and long, his cowbell clanking against his hairy bosom while he gets railed.

Meanwhile, Ian is still trying to read the various instructions from the strap-on’s packaging. “Soooo… Okay… Wait, vibrator massage what?” He pulls back until the long dong was halfway out of Aaron’s butthole. He pats at the waistband of the strap and sees a button on the middle. “Oh fuck yeah…” He grins as he presses a finger against it.

VVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvv

“HOH! Wow! Holy fuck!”

“AWWWW! MUUUURRRRRRRRHH!”

Both men moan out loud as the strap-on buzzes loud – quaking deep into Aaron’s ass, and blurring against Ian’s small package.

“Holy shit yeah” Ian holds onto Aaron’s shoulders and starts to groove his hips into a climbing pace, the massive toy sliding smoothly in and out of Aaron’s welcoming anus.

“MRRRFFF! Urrrrr! M-Mooooo!” Aaron whines as the small of his back deepens in some attempt to push his rump even further back. His entire rearend is just reeling with electric thrashing and putting him to new, orgasmic heights “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my GGHH!” His bovine ears shoot up as he gasps. His anal ring starts to tense and stiffen. “Dude… I think my ass is about to cum…!”

“Fuck, for real? What do you mean?”

“I-I-I don’t know, a-ah!” Aaron gapss and moans as his big buttcheeks magnetize to Ian’s front. His anal tunnel starts to flex and cringe as it starts to suck and overwork the artificial penis “Oh fuck, oh fuck,” His strong hands grab the couch as the constant vibration ignites his rectum like an imploding firework. “D-Dude! For real! Ah! AH!”

“Fuck yeah” Ian goes in and puts his arms around Aaron’s thick frame. He moans and humps his roommate even faster in his doggy-style position. Aaron’s hairy buttcheeks ripple while Ian’s tiny penis oozes nonstop in the strap-on’s compartment. “Fuck, man. Your ass is actually trying to suck me in!”

“Oh shit! Oh God, here it comes! Here it comes!” Aaron clenches his eyes shut as his colon explodes with orgasmic fire as it’s engorged with the silicone dildo. His rectum then pops and his anal muscle spazzes with insanity! “MoooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRHHHHHHHHHHH!” His moo shakes the walls as his ass bucks and jumps on its own. His pink udders bubble and churn loudly with milk, ballooning bigger again as he moos uncontrollably.

“SSSSSFFFFUuuuuuuuccck!” Ian’s own manhood starts spewing his orgasm too – with nowhere to channel, the cup holding his sweet package spurts with his white juices. His cum dribbles to his inner thighs as both men punch in their climaxes. “Hoh! Oh! Oh-hohh!” Ian moans with intensity as he flops down on tip of his half-cow half-man roommate.

“Hahh… Whew… Wow…” Aaron huffs and chuckles, coated in sweat while his spincter pulses with a deep passion. “Is this how gay bottoms feel?”

“Not typically, heh…” Ian laughs weakly as he lets the fake cock stay lodged in Aaron’s ass. “Mmmmhhhh… Just wanna chill here…”

“Hmmm…” Aaron’s eyes then widened a little. “Uh. Ian?”

“Yeah?”

“I need to be milked again.” Aaron says as he feels the hot bag between his thighs flare against his flesh – his udders have swelled the the size of a beachball! Shiny and tight, his cream-pouch looks fit to burst.

“Rrrrrff… Can’t we just lay here and-”

“NOW.”

MINUTES LATER

“Hoooooo…” Aaron sighs as he leans in his previous position with the chair, standing with his back arched as Ian pulls and yanks at his bloated udders hanging between those thick and rocking thighs. He groans in bliss as the milk freely shoots from each teat Ian alternates with. “You know, without getting all horny and shit, this is actually every relaxing… Mrrp!” His cheeks puff before he lets out a “MooooOOOOOOoooo”

“I can get used to this myself.” Ian agrees. “Gonna have to get you a specialized stool for you to sit on. Like one of those post-chair things people lay on to get a back massage, only with a space for your milkbag here.” Ian hefts the heavy creamer a few times.

“Hehehehe, that’d be great.” Aaron huffs comfortably “Heck, we can even open a dairy-”

BEEP BEEP!

“Huh?”

“Huh?”

They look at the iPad on the table as it suddenly comes back online. [REBOOT COMPLETED]

In a flash of TV static, Aaron’s muscles shrink back to his normal build, his bull horns, ears, nose-ring, and udders vanish and replace with his normal penis and free-hanging balls. Instead of the cowboy vest and assless chaps, his Christmas sweater has retuned, but his still naked from the waist-down “What the-” Aaron pats at his head and raises his brows as his horns are missing. He looks down and sees his flaccid thick cock in Ian’s hand. “Hey! I’m back to normal!”

“For real?” Ian looks down and peels open his own underwear. He smiles brightly as he sees his 5inch member nestled comfortably with his egg-sized balls “Shuttle’s in the hangar!”

“Oh cool!” Aaron chuckles “So I guess we…” He pauses for a moment. His fat soft penis is still being pulled and squeezed. He glances down to see the bucket his half-full of milk, but there are no more squirting sounds. “Uh… Ian?”

“Yeah?”

“You can stop milking me now.”

“No. We need to make sure you’re REALLY back to normal. 5 more minutes, just to be safe.” Ian says authentically as he keeps stroking and massaging Aaron’s impressive meat.

“Oh for God’s sake.” Aaron facepalms hard.