Fan Fiction-Video Games

They walked over to a new group of tables. Jon looked into the camera and said, “Video games have come a long way from the days of Pac-Man and Donkey Kong. Gone are the blips of color and pings of sound of yesteryear. Now we have hot polygonal wizards and street fighters mixing it up with vampire hunters and bounty hunters from outer space. We are here at the video games section of Chyoo.”

Jane continued, “In Chyoo, the most popular genre of game seems to be the RRG. So, in keeping with that, we are hear today to interview Tifa Lockheart of the game that put RPG’s on the map for good Final Fantasy VII.”

Jon raised his eyebrows, “Wow, you said that using the roman numerals, very impressive Jane.”

Jane ignored him and sat down next to the busty and leggy martial arts master. “Well Tifa, you seem to be a popular mainstay in several Chyoo stories. Why do you think that you are such a draw?”

Tifa stretched her muscles, “I think it’s because I represent the tough girl with a big heart. People can see me kicking their asses and then kissing every bruise and holding them in my arms. Now, I’m not naïve, I know that guys see the long hair and short pants and dream of going down on me, or me going down on them, but there are tons of hot looking girls out there. I think that it’s the story and the way my character comes across in it that sets me apart from most.”

Jon asked, “What do you think of other women in video games, like Samus Aran, or Jill Valentine?”

“They are strong women, real survivors, I have nothing but the utmost respect for them.”

Jon’s face became very serious and he asked, “Would you ever let one of them do you with a strap on?”

Without even getting up Tifa’s leg shot out and caught Jon under the chin. The **** filled him over in a somersault and he landed on his face. He groaned once and went quiet.

Jane shook her head. “Always asking the wrong girl those questions Jon.” She asked Tifa, “Do you have any Phoenix down?”

Tifa smiles and gives Jane a handful of feathers.

She continued the interview. “What do you think of the other characters in the Final Fantasy series?”

“As far as the women go, I like Aeris of course. Rydia is a cute little bundle of power. Yuna’s different colored eye have always kind of bugged me, but she’s sweet. For the most part they are all wonderful.”

“And the men?”

“Well, Cloud is my favorite, but I’ve always liked Cecil as well. Leon is so much cuter with the long hair. I’ve also always had a soft spot for Cyan. I could take Setzer with one hand, and that Zidanne guy with both hands behind my back. Still, they’re all good enough people.”