Fable Retelling Theater

Stumbling across a theaterlike building with tragedy and comedy masks hanging over the entrance, the marquee announces the name of the establishment as well as an offer and reason to enter:

Fable Retellings!:
Hear your favorite fairytales again but with a twist!
Viewers can join in the action anytime.

Shrugging, you entered the two doors, passed by the empty ticket booth at the lobby, and taking a seat on the least cumstained one available, even if it did have a shitty view.

After a few minutes and an usher silences the room and the curtains lifted to present...