FOR SCIENCE!!!!

 “Well, I barely know the intricacies of human sex,” I replied. “But it’s hard to resist an offer like that. Okay. So you’re a giant flaming column that reaches the sky. What’s a female genie like?”


 He looked at himself awkwardly. “This isn’t a female body, is it?”
“No,” I said, and gestured at myself. “This is a female body.”

 She grimaced. “Sorry. Last time I heard anything about the outside world, women didn’t go to college. Give me a second.” She snapped, and was suddenly in the form of a fairly shapely woman, otherwise the same. “Michael isn’t a female name either, is it?”

 “Nope.”

 “Let’s go with Michelle, then.”

 “I was going to propose Jeannie.”

 “Don’t even. If you knew half of the racist stereotypes that that show embodies-”

 Sensing a rant coming, I cut her off. “Sorry. Anyway. What’s a male genie like, then?”

 “Well, they’re also giant columns of smokeless flame, but slightly thinner. Also, not hollow.”
“Let me guess. When one genie loves another very, very much, he inserts himself into-”

 “Got it. Gay and lesbian genie sex is something else again.”

 “I’m good. You were talking about wishes, right?”

 She nodded. “Right. What do you want? Keeping one thing in mind, before you start. Undoing a wish does not count as a separate wish. And that’s a good thing too, because I can’t promise that I can always pick your meaning out of your words.”
I considered this, and tried to think about something that I had always wanted. Well, not to sound pathetic, only one thing came immediately to mind: romance. And sex.