Episode 1

The opening titles finish rolling to the tune of “Schools Out” by Alice Cooper, as we open to a studio that looks like an oversized school room and standing in the centre is our host, Jimmy Carr.

“Ladies And Gentlemen welcome to the first ever episode of School Daze!”, Jimmy said welcoming both the studio and the TV audiences, “The muckiest show on TV, where we take 2 teams back to school across 5 lessons to see who is top of the class, now we may not be live in order to keep the games a surprise from future contestants, but I promise that you will see everything uncensored and unvetted!”

The audience roared as Jimmy continued, “And now lets meet our two teams. Firstly we have the Red Team, Natalie, Kerry, Mary & Sarah” Four girls dressed in school uniforms consisting of grey skirts, white short sleeved shirts and red ties came out and stood on Jimmy’s left, “ and the Blue Team, Laura, Amy, Kelly & Shelly” Four more girls came out dressed exactly the same except for blue ties came out and stood on Jimmy’s right

“Now girls,” Jimmy started, “This is the part where I’d normally speak to each of you in turn and make small talk, but this isn’t that kind of show so we’ll get started with the first lesson, Maths!”