Enter the massage parlour

You walk on into the massage parlour, an attractive blonde girl looks up at you from behind her desk as you and smiles at you before speaking.

"Hi there Miss, and what can we do for you today?" She asks.

"I'm not sure it's my first time, what do you offer?" You reply a little nervously.

"Well honey we offer two services, the standard massage which works your back and shoulders, then there is the full body massage which works everything else."