Enough

With your left hand, you pull up the back side of your dress, and bare your shapely buttocks. You bend over, place your right hand on your ass, and spread you butt cheeks with thumb and ring finger. Then you feel for your asshole with your middle finger, swap fingers and apply the lard evenly on your anus.

Maybe I should test it..., you think, pressing your fingertip softly against the virgin hole.