Elsie Interrupts Your Conversation with Charmaine

“Hey, want to fuck?”

“Were you talking to me, Elsie?” you ask, even though it’s fairly clear that the question’s directed towards you.

“Yeah, after the good times we had yesterday, I figured we could try some of the kama sutra positions today! You know, like we discussed!”

“Who is she?” Charmaine asks you, disgust lining her words.

“Some crazy girl,” you whisper back. “Sorry, no, I think you’re mistaken. I don’t actually want to do that,” you tell Elsie.

“But I’m sooo horny, and you were so great yesterday… Come on, nobody else is responding to my texts…” she says.

Charmaine edges away from you.

“I can’t help you, Elsie,” you say. “Have you taken your meds?”

“I’m not on anything,” Elsie harrumphs. “You’re just trying to discredit me now in front of your hot friend. I bet you’re planning to fuck her tonight, and not me. That’s what the problem is, isn’t it? That I’m not hot enough for you?”

She thrusts her chests out, displaying her impressive tits for you to see. Her hair has come loose, and the tumbling red locks make her pale flesh look that much more enticing. How nice it would be, to romp in the bed with her, savage those tits, make that pussy ache with the **** of your pounding… You snap out of it.

“No, no, that wasn’t my plan at all,” you say.

Charmaine says one word: “Really?”

“I swear! Come on, we just bumped into each other outside. I was just going to go back to the dorm and work!”

“You guys are all the same. All you want is sex,” Charmaine spits. She leaves the table, throwing a crumpled $100 bill on the table. “It’ll cost you more than a dinner to buy me out.”

With that, she leaves the restaurant, the bells jingling as she exits.

“She’s wrong,” Elsie says. “If guys only wanted sex, then they would be sleeping with me right now! But it seems like once every guy has slept with me once, they never want to again.”

“I can’t imagine why that would be,” you say, going up to the counter to pay your bill.

Damnit, Griffin was right. You really shouldn’t have gotten involved in this whole Elsie mess. Fuck. Oh well, at least you still have the rest of the night to look forward to. Maybe you can make something happen then, at least?

Charmaine -25
Elsie +100