Early morning wit

“That's only because John had me slammed against the wall all night with his tongue in my mouth,” Andi quickly retorts as she flashes a playful grin at you. You can't help but smile, thinking this is the first time you ever heard Andi tease her roommates back, let alone with such...interesting language.

Before you can stop yourself, you find yourself following up. “Yeah, normally I wouldn't be that aggressive, but you stuck that dildo up my ass and that was the end of it.”

Andi, who had just taken a sip of orange juice, laughs and coughs as she tries not to spit the juice across the table. Kelly looks at the two of you and shakes her head as she turns away and says,”I don't wanna hear anymore.”

You call out to Kelly, “If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions.”

“Nice try, Flock of Seagulls,” Kelly calls out to you as she walks up the stairs to her room.

Andi sets down her juice, still laughing as she gets the cinnamon from the spice rack by the stove. You smile at her as you lay out four pieces of bread and place some butter on them. Then Andi liberally sprinkles the cinnamon on the toast and pops it into the oven.

Within minutes Sarah comes in, sniffing around. “What smells so good?” Then she looks up to where Andi and you are leaning against the counter with your orange juice glasses in hand, standing so close that your arms touch.

Sarah grins approvingly, “Sharing a comfortable silence, I take it?”

Andi playfully sticks her tongue out at Sarah. “We've already had our Pulp Fiction reference this morning.”

“Damn, and I missed it,” Sarah laughs. “Fine, then I'll pick up a bagel on the way to class.” Then, just as Sarah is about to leave the kitchen, she pauses and looks at you. “Be good to her, okay?” And with a smile and a wink she exits the room.

“Who was that crazy woman, anyways?” Andi quips.

“I don't know, but she left this,” you reply as you hold up an imaginary bullet.

Andi laughs and playfully shoves you. “You're lucky I'm here. Otherwise no one else would be able to keep up with you.”