Dumb and Shallow

Here we go, mankind needs bimbo Barbie attitudes to make a comeback in a major way, and this is exactly why you want Jess to be dumb and shallow, both around you and around her freshman class pledge sisters. It takes a smart con artist to act dumb, but Jess is perfect at shaking her red hair in confusion, curling her slight lips into a vapid pout, and bouncing around giggling like the stupid, schoolgirl stereotype.

"Oh Em Gee, Becky! Like, you know, I just can’t believe it!" You practice this new persona with Jess for a day, and you like what you see. "I mean, like, duh. Sure, my man isn’t loyal to me. That’s what an open relationship is! But, like, whoa, do you think he’s hot, too? Do you wanna, like, fuck him?"

The sorority education system is about pleasing sexual standards, and there’s no real need for showboating intelligence here. The fact that the other girls know Jess is smart, yet now she acts dumb around you and because of you will anger some of them. On the other hand, it will leave the 18-19 year-old freshies with that lifelong impression that women are not equal to men, and they themselves shouldn’t act like it in public if they want a good man, either. This bleeds into a stereotype of materialistic shallowness that both Erin and Jess want to propagate amongst the young, impressionable barely legal Delta Delta sorority pledges.

"Like, OK, so maybe he’s older and a little creepy. But, like, he fucks like a stallion! OK? And all those ****? Like, you think I ever pay for those? Not with my man! Teehee~"

This stupid and bubbly shallow persona for Jess promotes your Darkside amongst the girls. Thus you think the vast majority of them will be more than a little curious about testing your open relationship with Jess after hearing the gruesome details of your midnight rendezvous and sexploits.

"Oh my God, here he comes! Shut your fucking whore mouth and, like, pinky promise to send me some nudes so I can see if daddy, I mean my man, like, wants to fool around with you later. No shit, I’ll edit your face out!"

The bubblegum bimbo lingo should equal increased sexuality in the pledge class, that’s at least Erin's hope, and your angle here. Wearing just a push-up bra and a short plaid skirt, Jess practices her mannerisms bouncing around her sorority room for you late into the evening. She positively squeals in delight as she practices greeting you.

"Da~ddy~! Hi daddy~~!" Jess flashes a megawatt smile and throws herself into your arms, wrapping her nubile body around yours in an openly sexual embrace. "OMG daddy, where have you been? You, like, never tell me where you are anymore! Do you want me to be jelly?" It’s a playful tone to this kind of slutty personality that openly advertises your unfaithfulness, opens the door for other girls sleeping with you.

You slap Jess on her ass hard, and she shrieks in delight. She leans into you for an exaggerated kiss, kicking up her one leg unnecessarily.

"Daddy! You’re gonna, like, bruise me up again…"

"Oh, yah, oh duh, right. So, like, this is Amber. She’s been dying to meet you, daddy…"