Drunken Petrol

Mesa went inside to see Petrol’s head on the table sobbing as she was drunk.

“Hey Petrol, What are you doing!!”

“I’m sobbing in defeat, Life here’s fucking terrible!” She said as she tried to drink some more from a bottle only to find it was empty.

“Aww life’s not so—“

“Ohhhh the humility!!!!”

“Ummm?”

“What’s the use, I lose all my money, and I’ve been spending my days on this lowly rock for so long I’ve lost track and not only that but I’ve exactly came to love the robot girl!!” She said sobbing

“Aww it’s okay Petrol I’ve got—“

“Don’t you get it, DO YOU SEE BOTTLES, I’m a bum now, I’ve lost everything now, and soon I’ll lose this mini house...... DAMMIT...... YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!!!” She said as she laid her head on the table

“Ohhh Don’t worry about that, I’ve got money right here!” Said Mesa pointing to the money she stole from the bank proudly

“What, Mesa you got us...... Money.... sob.......” Said Petrol as she began to cry and hug Mesa drunkenly

“I’m sorry for trying to kill you, I don’t deserve all this!!!” She said as she then yawned and fell asleep.

“Well that was weird!” Said Mesa as she then went to sleep

1.) Next Day, Police comes

2.) Next Day Rebellin comes

3.) Bank Teller swears ****