Drinking at Chandler’s apartment

Joey tells his story of the deal we made.

“You invited me over to watch a playoff baseball game with your girlfriend. I told you baseball was boring. You said we’d drink a beer every inning. I added that we’d take a shot for every run. We all ended up very drunk. It was a fun time.

“I wasn’t driving home. And I didn’t want to take an Uber just to come back and get my car the next day. I stayed over.

“Once when Monica was in the bathroom peeing for the millionth time, I confessed, ‘You’re girlfriend is so fucking hot. The things I would do to her thick body aaahh.’

“You weren’t offended. You just said ‘Thanks bro. You should let her know. She’d appreciate the compliment. She’s not very confident in her body’.

“Monica walked back in and I said, ‘I was telling Chandler how sexy I think you are.’ She blushed and asked, ‘What’s sexy about me?’

“Your hair, your eyes, your big boobs, and incredible ass.

“Then you added, ‘She’s got a great pussy as well’

“Monica blushed so bright red. Then there was a big inning and we all had to take a lot of shots.

“We were wasted. All cuddled together on one couch. Monica stood up and flaunted her big ass at us. She said, ‘I’m going to bed. Whoever joins me is going to have a lot of fun.’

“Before she could walk away I grabbed her arm, I had to clarify what she said, ‘I could join you in bed?’

“Yes, if it was okay with Chandler. You just smiled drunkenly. My girl is your girl bro. But I get to tap your girl when you finally settle down. Deal. We shook hands. Right in front of Monica. She peeled her clothes off as she walked to the bedroom.

“I clarified one last time, ‘Are you sure I can fuck your girl?’

“You said, ‘Hell yeah. I’ll even come watch.”

“Then you followed me to the bedroom and watched me fuck Monica.”

“I’m getting hard just thinking about that first night. The way she moaned when I first penetrated her is etched in my memory.”

I open my eyes to see that he’s stroking himself under his blankets. I groan, and roll off the couch. I crawl to the bathroom and puke in the toilet.

My friend is full of shit. He didn’t even stay that whole baseball game. He said his booty call was ready and left after the fourth inning. His obsession with Monica is psychotic.

I lay down on the bathroom floor and pass out.