Dr. Clamp's™ "Strong Thong with Magic Merkin Enhancement"

Tammi could turn her nose up on a $100 commemorative coin. "I'm not going to glue _hair _to my delicate skin! Even if the professional depillerators would be doing it for me!

"And I was told I would have to wait hours before I could put the wig on! Even waxing causes microtears!"

"And tears," Lizzie nodded.

"That's the beauty of this system, GlamGal!" Chuck smiled, opening the brochure and going into his sales pitch. "The virus makes women allergic to fabrics! Some even have immune issues when it comes to hair not their own!"

"There was one woman in the news who became allergic to her own hair!" Lizzie shuddered at the memory of the video of her.

"Eeek!!" Tammi cried, putting her hands to her gorgeous, blonde locks! Without clothes, coifs were the last avenue to fashion left to her!

"Right! That's why you should buy Dr. Clamp's™ "Strong Thong with Magic Merkin Enhancement"!" And he tried to show both of the girls the catalog of photos in the brochure at the same time. "You have your choice of styles and color. You can even get pussy hair that matches your dye job! And..."

"_Hold it! _How is a thong going to keep me from touching the hair. Or anything!" Tammi interrupted loudly. "Thongs hardly qualify as anything but erotic!"

"Slutty," Lizzie agreed. The girl raised to be, perhaps, a little too proper, only had a handful herself. And she kept them for special occasions. (Occasions that hadn't happened yet.)

"I was getting to that part," Chuck smiled. His smile continued. As it was about to fade, he looked inside the brochure and began to read, "At the core of Dr. Clamp's™ Strong Thong is Memory Metal! Once it is fitted to you it will always hug reassuringly hug your curves! Won't fall off!!" He was overacting as he spoke. "But do not be concerned with having the most delectably delicate parts of your anatomy exposed to the electromagnetic effects of metal! Our Memory Metal is evenly coated with an insulating plastic! A plastic that is warmed by your own body and thus given the feel of skin!"

The ham thought he had done an excellent job at reading. He looked at the girls directly, now, as he said, "Besides letting you choose the color of the pussy hair you wear, you can also choose the color of the plastic to match your own beautiful complexions!"