Downtown

I took the stickers downtown. I saw my first mark, a bow-legged woman with generous butt and long legs.

I wrote Kick me! on a darker orange sticker. "Going old school prank," I thought. I walked up behind her and stuck to to her lower back. She walked off down the sidwalk. A couple walked out of a coffee shop and got behind the woman. The man kicked the woman in the butt.

"Ow! What the hell?" said the woman as she looked over her shoulder. She was angry, but turned to walk off again only to have the other woman kick her.

"Damnit stop!" said the woman with the note on her back. She walked on. I watched two more people kick her. Everyone who did thought it was hilarious. Soon the woman had shoe marks on her skirt.

I walked into the coffee shop. The first thing I saw was two attractive, well dressed business women. I easedropped on them.

"So I'll speak about the costs, and you speak to the planning and execution," said the one with short hair.

"How many people will be at the meeting?" asked the other.

"I'm thinking a dozen or so. It's a big firm."

"Big presentation, eh?" I thought. I wrote Ignore Me! on a purple note and Laugh at me! on another and put the Ignore me on the one with short hair, and the other note on the woman with longer hair.