Don't let that wood go to waste...

Sitting on the edge of your bed, you wrap your fingers around your cock, hating to let a perfectly good erection go to waste. You figure you have a little bit of time to rub one out before you need to get going today. As you begin slowly stroking your huge cock, you think of some of the girls you’re probably going to see at your party and all the things you’d like to do to them... One girl in particular, a brunette you know with an impressively sized rack, keeps popping up in your fantasizing. You’ve spoken with her a few times, but what you’d really like to do is plant your foot long sausage right between those juicy titties and fuck them til you cum all over her pretty face.

Your fist is almost a blur along the length of your cock and you’re so into your imagination, that you fail to hear the doorknob of your bedroom door turning. You can feel that all too familiar tingling feeling in you balls as your orgasm approaches when you hear:

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY, John! OH MY GOD!”

Your concentration broken, you open your eyes to see...