Dodge Challenger

Miss Forte blows her whistle. "All right, let's do a boys versus girls free-for-all," she says. "Girls on this side, boys on the other." Looking at the girls who were standing around talking, she says, "Yes, you, too."

Some of your classmates look momentarily confused -- pitting boys against girls isn't something that's done much anymore -- but they follow the directions and form into two lines.

"If you get hit, you're not out, but you're frozen until you get hit again," says the teacher. "Everyone have a ball in hand? Good."

She blows the whistle, and you and your classmates start firing at each other.

The girls immediately find themselves off-balance. That's because with the whistle, they were suddenly all wearing high-heeled shoes -- between that and the utter lack of bras, it's now hard for even the athletic girls to balance well enough to get a good throw.

Of course all of this is courtesy of your powers, but here's the piece de resistance: whenever a girl is hit with a ball, that general part of the body will become more attractive. That's in addition, of course, to you magically enforcing the "frozen" rule.

You're the only one who really notices, and you're barely bothering to throw as you watch the transformations. It's hard to know where to look.

One girl gets hit in the chest several times in succession and goes from flat-chested to very well-endowed, her enlarged nipples visible through the stretched material of her T-shirt.

Another girl tries to dodge by twisting around, which gets her a ball in the behind that results in a curvier ass, and then when she gets unfrozen by a ball to the back of the head, her brunette hair grows down to her waist and gains some highlights.

You hit a girl in the legs, which not only become shapelier, but also several inches longer -- and that sudden change in addition to the heels puts her on her butt on the gym floor. Before she can get up, she's unfrozen and refrozen several times as she gets hit in a number of places. A hit in her midsection flattens her stomach and contracts her waist; a hit to the face tweaks her features to make her more pretty and gives her a lot more makeup than girls normally wear in P.E.; a hit to the feet turns her nondescript high heels into the clear plastic platform heels that strippers often wear.

One girl does manage to catch a ball. In regular dodgeball, the thrower would be out, but in this version, she just freezes with the ball in her hands as her fingernails quickly grow out past her fingertips and become perfectly manicured. The ball that unfreezes her is actually to her crotch, which doesn't do anything obvious that you can see with her gym shorts in the way.

By the time you have Miss Forte blow her whistle again, all the girls have been hit multiple times in a variety of locations, and you're definitely not disappointed with the results. Even the less athletic girls have been improved enough to make them, for lack of a better word, fuckable.

"So who won?" asks one of the boys.

"Yeah, who won?" one of the girls echoes in a voice that drips with honey. She must have been hit in the neck and had her larynx altered, in addition to the definite hourglass figure she now possesses.

"You all won, by becoming physically fit," proclaims Miss Forte, to a chorus of groans. "It's close enough to the end of class. You all can hit the showers."

You all trudge back toward the dank, dark locker rooms, although you're the only one who thinks there's anything odd about the girls' high heels tapping on the wood floor, their bodies barely being contained by their gym clothes, their long and shiny hair bouncing.