Do it

Rolling your eyes at her stupid insistence on this, you turn with your back to the fence and reach through. The clicking of handcuffs echoes around the garden as she cuffs you through the bars.

"Hiya! Guess what happened?" - It doesn't sound like she's talking to you

"You know that party next door, at the BDSM club? One of them just came wandering in here..."

"Yeah no resistance at all, just let me put the handcuffs on as if that was normal. No, definitely not going anywhere soon"

"Haha, okay, see you soon"