Dinner date with Yua

I returned home with the sex toys I had acquired and cleaned them off. I realized I should probably start bringing this kind of stuff with me more often now, so I grabbed a briefcase and loaded it up with all the sex gear I had acquired so far. I probably wouldn't be needing any of it tonight, aside from the remote control vibrator. I might need to expand into a backpack eventually, but for a fancy dinner, a briefcase would be less conspicuous.

I called up the fancy restaurant my ex-girlfriend Liza used to work at to make a reservation and, to my surprise, it was her voice that greeted me.

"Woah, hey Liza. It's me, John. I was just calling to make a reservation for a date I've got tonight, do you think you could squeeze me in?"

"Yes, sir, I can reserve a table for you. I do apologize though, I think you have me mistaken for someone else, I don't know a John."

Wow, she was really sticking to this whole amnesia shtick all these months later. Kinda pathetic honestly. Oh well, I could still have fun with her.

"Ah, you must be right. Well, I'd just like a table for 2 at 8?"

"That's quite alright, sir. I've made a reservation for Doe at 8. Can I help you with anything else?"

So she clearly does remember. As if I needed further proof to confirm she was a childish bitch.

I said "No, that's it, thanks." and hung up.

With all of the pressing matters taken care of, I spent some time tidying up my apartment and playing some video games. I also did some thinking about if I could somehow use my gift (formerly known as my curse) to make some money. Maybe I could undress some celebrities and sell their nudes online. Or even record me fucking them and sell it to porn sites. I wondered if the attribution error would protect me in that case? Would uploading the videos be considered part of the sexual act? Would the girl have any claim to have the video taken down if it was recorded in a public place? Perhaps I could run some experiments on Monday to figure out more of the technicalities of what was possible.

Or maybe I could some paparazzi to agree to pay me if I could "arrange" for some actress to have a wardrobe malfunction in front of them.

But those were problems for another day. Now it was time for my date with Yua. I texted her

"Hey, are we still on for 8?"

"Yes, see you there ❤️"

Wow, she was sending me heart emojis already. We hadn't even been on a first date yet. Unless you counted fingering her on a train, hanging out at her apartment, cumming on her face, and making out with her.

I got dressed up in one of my fancier suits that I still had from a work assignment and headed out to meet her at the restaurant. I stopped by a grocery store and picked up a rose for Yua. I really did want to be a good boyfriend to her. Well, I probably wouldn't be able to resist groping her and doing other small sexual things with her. But I wasn't going to be straight up fucking and degrading her like I planned to do to other women. I'd try to make sure I had Freya close by to satisfy those urges when I was with Yua. Ideally, we could all be roommates so she'd always be available to me.

When I got to the restaurant, I scanned the crowd and spotted Yua standing outside. She was wearing a beautiful red dress that hugged and accentuated her figure. She was absolutely stunning. Just because she didn't feel sexual attraction didn't mean she wasn't capable of being the sexiest girl in the room. And when she's on the street (depending on the street), I bet she's easily in the top 3. She's so beautiful, she could be a part-time model (but she'd probably still have to keep her normal job). I couldn't wait to start the date. I bet my ex Liza would be jealous that I was now with someone hotter than her.

I walked up behind her and bent over, grabbing her around the waist with one arm. With the other, I reached up her dress and moved her panties aside, and inserted the vibrator into her pussy. I moved her panties back into place and dropped her dress back into place. I stood up and quickly moved around to her other side, handing her the rose.

"Hi Yua!"

"Hi John" she said, graciously accepting the rose.

"Let's go inside, shall we?" I say, pressing the button to switch on the vibrator.

"Ye- oh! sorry, yes. Let's go" she said, blushing. Looks like she was going to try hiding her predicament from me. Perfect.

Yua held my arm as we entered the restaurant.

"Hi, we have a reservation for 2 under the name Doe?" I asked the hostess. Yua seemed more fidgety and shy than normal as we were led to our table.

She even seemed vaguely distracted as we talked. Of course, I knew the reason, but I pretended not to know. I didn't want to shatter her illusion that she was keeping it a secret.

Soon, Liza walked up to our table and said brightly "Good evening! My name is Liza and I'll be your server today. Can I get you anything to start?"

Oh, she'd be serving me alright. "Yes, I'd like a blowjob, to start," I said looking directly into her eyes. Then I grabbed her hand and pulled her toward me. I maneuvered her down under the table so that she was kneeling in front of me with her face in my crotch. She looked up at me from underneath the table cloth as unzipped my pants and fished out my dick. I inserted my half chub all the way into her mouth and held her head down briefly. Then I let go and picked up the menu and started chatting with Yua about what we wanted to order. My cock slowly hardened inside Liza's mouth, and I grabbed her ponytail and began to bob her head up and down, slowly jerking off my dick with her mouth. Eventually, one of her coworkers came over and asked us "Hey, has Liza taken your order? I haven't seen her in a while."

"No, she's hasn't. She's otherwise occupied" I said, gesturing at her head, still bobbing up and down between my legs.

"Oh! Damn it Liza" the waitress said, frustrated that she would now have to cover more tables to make up for Liza's absence. And also disgusted that her coworker would just suck dick at work out in the open like that. She'd always been good at customer service, but this was a bit ****.

Liza attempted to pull her head off my cock to protest and I roughly shoved her back down all the way to the base, her nose nestled in my pubes. So far I had been gentle, but I didn't want any repeats of that so I pulled one of the bondage straps out of my briefcase and wrapped it around her neck, and then fastened it to my belt behind my back. She was now strapped down onto my dick, unable to move her head back any further than halfway off my shaft.

Yua began ordering, and I cranked the vibrator in her pussy up to maximum. She faltered mid-sentence and covered her mouth, stifling a moan. She took a moment to collect herself and then continued ordering. She was very flustered and could barely stammer out her order. Then I turned it down to half power and placed my order as well.

"Very well sir, I'll have your wine brought over straight away. I apologize for the long wait. My coworker isn't normally so... inattentive"

"It's no trouble" I smiled amiably.

Liza grunted her protest around the shaft lodged in her throat, and I responded by jerking her head up and down my cock forcefully while smiling amiably at the waitress and said "It's no trouble."

As soon as the waiter left, Yua turned to me and said apologetically "Excuse me, I'll be right back" and hurried off towards the ladies' room.

As I watched her make her way across the restaurant, I realized that I should also go to the bathroom.