Derek finds a female Genie

Derek barely avoided stepping on another box in his grandmother's attic. She was having another one of her famous yard sales and needed more junk to sell. Derek swore that the amount of crap in her house would never end, and she would have her future generations continue the sales well into the future.

"Dammit!" Derek cursed as he nearly fell over. "All this for a couple of old books and busted painting frames!"

He made his way as far back as he could go before finding an open cardboard box. On top of it was an old oil lamp, like the kind he had seen in movies. Derek rolled his eyes and picked up the lamp.

"What is this?" He asked himself. "Another prop from her movie acting days?"

He laughed and started rubbing the lamp while faking an English accent. "Oh, woe is me that a princess will not marry me! Here, I rub the lamp to ensure that...!"

He heard the sound of an explosion and smoke suddenly filled the room. Derek fell to the ground and coughed; his vision blurred by the smoke. Frantically, he tried to wave away the smoke before rising to his feet. When his vision returned. he found himself staring at the most amazing thing he'd ever seen.

A tall, beautiful woman stood before him with blue skin and green hair. Her eyes shone with an ethereal violet hue. The other clothes she wore were a yellow chainmail bikini and a purple hair tie that kept her emerald hair in a ponytail. Upon seeing him, she made a sweeping bow.

"Greeting to you, my Master," she said in a low whisper. "I see you have found my lamp."

Derek couldn't believe his ears. He stared at the woman in shock. "I...wait a minute...are you an actual...Genie?"

The Genie rose to face him. "Why, yes, I am. And, as you may know of us, I am now bound to grant you your heart's desire. State your wishes, for I am yours."