Deny the accusations

"It isn't that small, it just might be a little below average," you say defensively.

"Little is right," she said laughing. "And, last time I checked, the average penis was longer than five inches."

"Well I'm a woman! A woman wouldn't have a penis anyways!" you reply trying to believe yourself "Besides, your fascination is beyond a porn fanatic!"

"Well this porn fanatic would love to find out how little that pathetic little girl cock of yours is~" she says with a tooth grin as she reaches into her bag.

"What are ya getting from there?" you ask as she rummages through her bag as you gulp while getting anxious.

"Oh nothing," she says as she stifles a laugh. "Just this."

The blonde shows you a regular size Snickers bar and begins walking towards you. As she approaches you, something stirs in your hands and you little member begins to grow harder. The blonde sees this and starts grinning, then looks at you and winks. You're up against a tree so you can't back away as she seductively walks towards you. You notice her breasts jiggle slightly as reaches out to move your hands.