Deny the accusations

"It isn't that small, it just might be a little below average," you say defensively.

"Little is right," she said laughing. "And, last time I checked, the average penis was longer than four inches."

"Hey, you don't know that!"

"Know what?" She said slyly.

"You don't know how long my penis is. It is certainly longer than four inches!" you said, trying to convince yourself just as much as you were trying to convince the blonde.

"I suppose you are right," she said with a smile as she reached into her bag. "So we must figure out once and for all."

"What are you getting from there?" you ask as she rummages through her bag.

"Oh nothing," she says as she stifles a laugh. "Just this."

The blonde shows you a regular size Snickers bar and begins walking towards you. As she approaches you, something stirs in your hands and you little member begins to grow harder. The blonde sees this and starts grinning, then looks at you and winks. You're up against a tree so you can't back away as she seductively walks towards you. You notice her breasts jiggle slightly as reaches out to move your hands.