Demand better access to pussy!

"SHIP!!!!!", you bellow. "SHIP!!!" and stand there on the sidewalk until a mist coalesces quickly into the form of a stunning Chinese Woman.

"You still need our assistance?" asked the hologram.

"Yes, its not working!"

"I do not understand".

"Every time I fuck someone they disappear. And I don't know how to find the women I want." I moaned. I felt a bit precious, like here they were lining me up millions, no billions of women to fuck and I was still picking holes.

"Do we understand that you wish to select the order in which you impregnate the women?"

"Yes, but not just that. I want to be able to keep some women around for a little while, for company you know?"

"Let us consider this request. A moment please". the Chinese woman looked blank for the briefest instant, then "We have considered."

I awaited her verdict.

"We are prepared to allow you a level 3 assistance device."

"A what",

Level 3 will respond to your requests. It will identify locations of anyone you specify, and either take you to them or them to you depending on your requirements. It will also respond satifactorily to most other requests.

It sounded like Google I thought. I resisted the temptation to ask what a level 2 was.

The hologram evaporated into the mist once more.

I was surprised to hear a car engine in the distance getting closer and eventually appearing in the street. I stood entranced as it parked just past me and the driver got out.

It was the Chinese hologram girl - in the flesh

"Greetings. I am the level 3 assistance device", it announced.