Dealing with enchanted items

“Oof, finally done. I could use a bath...” Kim put down the feather duster. The storage room was now clean of dust, as she was half-sure that most of it had gotten on her skin. At least she had some vaunted privacy in the vaults.

Kim grabbed a towel and used it to dry her sweaty brow. “This was surprisingly easy… Wait a minute, I didn’t bring this ragged cloth with me!” She grabbed the towel by both ends and squeezed it. The object writhed in agony. “Aha! My nemesis! Thought you could get the drop on me, but I was- Ow!”

Something had struck Kim’s bottom. Looking back, she could see a floating belt and a ping-pong paddle. “Ah, I see you bought friends. …Can we discuss this like the civilized person and enchanted items that we are?”

The belt floated around Kim’s tights, clasping itself around her legs. It then moved up, dragging her skirt over her waist. Kim’s shaven sex and round bottom were left bereft of cover. “Eep! I guess not!” Kim’s hands instinctually moved to try to lower her skirt, releasing the towel. Big mistake.

The towel coiled itself around Kim’s wrists and bound them together, holding her hands in front of her stomach. “Huh? Come on! How am I going to lower my skirt with- Yikes!” The paddle had gone back around for another strike. “Can you please not?! Wait? Where are you going?”

The paddle floated right over Kim’s cleavage and went down on her kimono almost like a knife. The fabric parted, exposing more than just Kim’s side-boobs. A hint of her pink nipples and half her areolas were showing.

“Great, just great. Thanks for letting me keep my bellybutton hidden I guess,” lamented Kim. “I might as well not be wearing anything! Well, you had your fun. Can we call it even? Ouch! Stop that! Ow!” The paddle continued its attack on Kim’s bottom. “Ouch! Yikes! Ah! time to run away. Owie!”

Kim kicked the door open and ran away from the storage room. She didn’t have a plan or a destination, all she knew is that she had to get away from that dammed paddle! A pair of fairies floated by her in the corridor. “Hey Kim, you done with-?”

“Eeeeep!” Kim dashed past them with the paddle in hot pursuit. The fairies giggled at Kim, who stopped and turned to face them with a blushing, sweaty face. “Hey girls, can you help with-ouch!”

“Sorry Kim, we’d rather not get involved with wild poltergeists. It’s dangerous!” Kim only scoffed as she continued her escape. The fairies saw her bouncy bottom disappear over the corner. “Wait, don’t go there! That’s where Jira’s birthday-”

“Eep! H-hi girls-Ow! Happy Birthday-Owie-Jira! No, this is not my gift. Ow! No, this isn’t a roundabout way of apologizing for your first day either. Ouch!” The fairies heard quite the ruckus coming from the mess hall. “Can’t you all please stop laughing and help me? Ouch! No, I won’t wait until you sing happy birthday! Yeowch! Forget it. Save me a slice of cake!”

“Wait, not that way! That’s the guest’s dining room!”

“Eck!”

The fairies giggled some more. Typical Kim.

“Aaaaaaahhhh,” moaned the original Kim. She was watching the sun go down the horizon from a hot spring outside the castle. She took a bite out of a delicious pizza. “This is great ...Wonder where my clone is? She should have been done by now.”

“AAAAAAAHHH!” The doppelganger came running out of the castle towards the hot spring. She jumped in the water next to the real Kim “Quick, I lost it. Untie me!”

“Oh my gosh,” said Kim, standing up to grab her doppelgangers shoulders. “What happened? Where have you been?”

“I-I ran across the restaurant, the college courtyards, the baths, and a weird basement I have never seen before. Did you know that someone has a garden down there full of hummingbirds that feed on sweat? I do now! They are ticklish as hell! But at least they are better than the curious vine plants scattered around-”

“W-what?” Kim’s cheeks turned red. “You’ve been running all around the palace like that?” She pointed at the doppelganger's exposed crotch and buried her face into her hands. “Oh my gosh, everyone saw me naked again!”

“Thanks for the concern, I’m fine by the way. Can you please untie me so that we can get this over with?”

“S-sure.” Kim spent a couple of minutes untangling the towel before throwing it at the water behind her. She began to work on the belt.

“Hurry! Before it finds us!”

“What finds us? Ouch!” The paddle had indeed found them and resumed its job.

“Let’s hide in the water!” The duo turned tail, but the towel emerged from the spring. It was wet, angry, and coiled like a rattlesnake. It unleashed itself on the clone’s posterior.

“Ow! Oh no, there are two of them! Ouch!”

“Let’s run!”

“Wait, I forgot to get dressed! Ow!” cried out the original Kim.

“No time, follow me! Ouch!”

“Wait, not that way. That’s the casino-Ow!”

“Too late! Eeep!”

“Eck!"