Deadpool

Peter was lying in his spiderman suit on a building it had been an exhausting day.

All day patrolling, when just at that moment he could see a strange silhouette.

Wow spidey how long did a voice mention.

No, Peter recognized that voice immediately.

He was deadpool sometimes he was a pain in the ass.

You know Deadpool today I'm not for your jokes.

It's not Peter, we're in a story about nudity, and our readers would love for me to find a way to help them get naked.

Tell me you're [kidding.

](http://kidding.No)

[No way I even asked production to equip me with ways to help me make you as naked as the day you were born.

](http://kidding.No)Look, they gave him this beautiful sword that only cuts cloth but nothing else.

When Spiderman tried to use his spider-sense he didn't respond and deadpool cut off the torso part of his suit leaving him shirtless and his pectorals worked in full view of everyone this would be fun for deadpool