David seems not to know what you're talking about

David (really Jessica in a you-suit) looks at you (really David in a Jessica suit) as if you've just said something absurd. "We're staying ourselves? How are we supposed to become anyone else, and why should we want to? You're the most beautiful and amazing girl I've ever known, and I'm your boyfriend, and things are perfect! I wouldn't change anything if I could! And what's this about giving pens to someone? What pens?"