Dave retrieves the bone.

Scrambling out from his mom, Dave dives for the bone and grabs it.

"Both of you freeze!" he yells as the bone throbs hotly.

He turns to see that both Jake and his transformed mother are motionless.

"Mom, go get a robe on or something," he says, knowing that no other clothes will fit those huge jugs. She gets up and goes to her room without a word.

Dave shudders and by **** of will does not look at her ass as she leaves. This is all just so wrong, he's thinking.

"Now Jake, you can move but don't try and take this thing away from me again in any way!" he says.

Jake slumps his shoulders as he realizes he has been beaten.

"Cover your dick, dude!" Dave reminds him, and the wishbone throbs to enforce the command, though in this case it probably wasn't necessary. Jake grabs a throw pillow and covers his package.

"Now tell me what exactly you did to my mom," Dave demands.

"Well, first I made her invite me in and then I made her believe that she's always had the hots for me and that you really wouldn't mind. Then I made her do a strip tease, but she wasn't as hot as I remembered when I walked in on her in the bathroom that one time ten years ago, so I wished she was ten years older and then I figured what the hell and wished she had bigger titties and she just loved them and then she was like all hot and horny for me and pulling my clothes off. I think I might have called her a nymphoid bimboslut or something like that and she started acting stupid as well as horny and then I took her in the bedroom and I bent her over the..."

"Dude! Stop! I just meant what you did to her with this wishbone thingy!" Dave says.

"Sorry, dude," Jake says. "You made me do it. Don't use the thing on me any more, dude. You can use it to make your mom back to normal and forget this ever happened. Then you and me can go use it on the Richards triplets! We've been friends for a long time, dude! I was going to change her back before you got home I swear I was."

"Yeah, sure you were," Dave says. "How would you like it if I did the same thing to YOUR mom?

Come to think of it, Jake's mom, Tanya is kind of hot. And apparently this wishbone can make her hotter. Then again, Dave is still pissed at his bitchy boss Charlene for firing him less than an hour ago. He could really teach her a lesson with the wishbone. And then, of course, there's the whole oedipal urge that Dave is doing his best to ignore.